[pastabot]

some of you have never been hung up on a cross and had nails driven thru ur hands and it really shows LOL

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[spaladoon]

i love this and feel very called out at the same time

[sillyzone]

My last brain cell is heart shaped

[deerchasingheadlights]

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

[dogg]

[annastaia]

The type of life I want to be living.

[liquidstar]

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

[liquidstar]

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

[liquidstar]

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top

[memescomedy]

[dredsina]

What riding the bus will do to you is give you an unbeatable power stance

[dredsina]

If standing in the middle of a crowded bus going 70mph with no available handholds while also cradling a cup of coffee and a heavy backpack can’t knock me over then you certainly can’t

[torracat]

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

[regigigas]

that’s all we need to know

[jaccobazzi]

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

[regigigas]

Thanks

[gammadoppler]

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

[weaselspit]

FROG FRIENDS FROG FRIENDS

[drlangdons]

[esoscreenshots]

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.

[hydro-homies]

He’s got a point

[pussylipgloss]

depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ve been saying this.