My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*
:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(
explain
action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”
this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show
If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.
im already plenty hung thanks
It’s Time To Get Sillay
Here’s the Vox article, just had to make sure
Bi girl and bi guy: *kiss each other*
Me: wlw and mlm solidarity
biphobes in the notes are big mad
You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
can some of yall wake up the dash boring asf rn 😩
*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*
https://www.nrdc.org/onearth/summer-when-climate-change-baked-alaska
An Anchorage-based wildlife biologist describes what life is like in our northernmost state—one that’s been dramatically altered by rising t
Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand
but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*