pussy out, sneakers on. thats how we do it.

sarah•20•she/her•bi af

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[ahotknife]

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

[mancydrew]

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

[puncromancer]

explain

[mancydrew]

:)

[puncromancer]

[pasdecoeur]

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

[liechi]

this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show

[powerfulwizard]

[milfandmoney-blog]

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

[liechi]

im already plenty hung thanks

[gorps]

It’s Time To Get Sillay

[thatdiva]

[spockvarietyhour]

Here’s the Vox article, just had to make sure

[charlesoberonn]

Bi girl and bi guy: *kiss each other*

Me: wlw and mlm solidarity

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

biphobes in the notes are big mad 

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[wengoku]

can some of yall wake up the dash boring asf rn 😩

[wengoku]

[champagnepadre]

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

[astrodidact]

https://www.nrdc.org/onearth/summer-when-climate-change-baked-alaska

That Summer When Climate Change Baked Alaska

An Anchorage-based wildlife biologist describes what life is like in our northernmost state—one that’s been dramatically altered by rising t

[valtsv]

[xbox-nun]

Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand

[konoko]

[sugoi-boy-deactivated20181108]

[valtsv]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[valtsv]

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*