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journeyman shitposter and ninety one enthusiast ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[van1llaskys]

[samglyph]

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

[tall]

[unilateralis]

happy touch my body tuesday btw. if you even care

[metalgearheritageposts]

MGS Heritage Post

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[highlandvalley]

[abandonedshops]

stop it youre SCARING him!!

[stratfender]

how can both things be true……

[charl0ttan]

life…..is a many-faceted thing🚬……….

[kyaptainkiddo]

spirit detective 

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[targetedknowledge]

[spicymochi]

choose your fav puppy

[charl0ttan]

deers are mostly known for being hunted and i think this is not fair because they can also be so so sweets and lovelies & licking you??

[grimfeywizard]

My dash did a thing

[charl0ttan]

exhibit A

[heardbook]

I understand where you’re coming from and you aren’t wrong but I’ll never forget the time I saw a deer investigate and sniff a truck, try for several minutes to have sex with the truck, fall over, see itself in the reflection of the bumper, freak out, and then headbutt the rear of the truck so hard it broke its own neck and died.

They are like dumber, weaker, less fragile, horses

[charl0ttan]

cant blame a girl for fumbling

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[coto524]

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

[saethwr-blog]

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

[coto524]

“ #okay but can any of y'all even pronounce your own town names tho? #bye”

yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones

[coto524]

“#But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboard”

fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral

fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time

fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

The crimes of the empire are many and varied and while there were many other acts of violence that did more physical harm I think the desecration of dozens of langues across the world might be one of the most sinister acts of cultural genocide. Especially considering even now how acceptable so much of the imperial core thinks it is to continue to degrade and diminish other languages

[dogpuppy]