nice

kalinda/she/26/melbourne

[crabanarchy]

you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

[buy-these-potions]

[ryonahole-deactivated20220725]

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

[lolt64]

yeeowch! *is torn asunder*

[moviequotes3]

if nobody minds i might read about animals on the computer

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[hvm-art]

SORROWFUL BE THE BART, PENITENT MARGE

[splicky]

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[kaibasego]

[ambientwitch]

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[dollargenesis]

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

[omghotmemes]

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

[cdn-apex-predator]

the long game

[bogleech]

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

[valtsv]

when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

[hustlerose]

its been said before but  it honestly bears repeating now more than ever. girl help

[abd-illustrates]

do you plan on becoming a crab later

Why plan for the inevitable

[eternalgirlscout]

maybe the girl in the car's boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.

[regularlyfe]