Silently-Loudly Writing

I'm a writer and student who will not tolerate any structure to my life at the moment. Welcome to the inside of my mind. If you want to see more of my writing you can go to: https://theprose.com/SaffiyaSmith   I am a nearly eighteen year old Bisexual, polyamorous, Biracial, Gemini female

[stuffdealwithit]

[allthebeautifulthings9828]

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

[morganoperandi]

My wife is a physical therapist.  She started tearing up when I showed this to her.

[wayinthewilderness]

I love seeing ableist norms broken.

[ilustrariane]

“We’ll Share Paradise”

mixed media illustration, pencil on paper +  digital watercolors and white digital pencil for the highlights

i missed drawing alw Erik

also, i got a new phone, so the drawings pictures must be more high resolution

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

[saffiyainthepool]

Overload of cuteness

[lizahasbrownhair]

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say

- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE

- *loud pop*    student, in very calm voice: well that was painful

- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now

- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way

- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.

- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three

- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?

- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”

- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me to get killed

- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade?   *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it*   well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.

- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year   student: sir, this is a four-year program   professor: oh, then never

[togifs]

[m4kkie]

I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.

[memphis]

this lion is better at sports than i am

[tigergif]

just going to point out how fabulous his mane is as well

[whitmerule]

Is that what happens when you give a lion access to shampoo and conditioner?

[velocicrafter]

OMG GIANT FLOOFY KITTYYYYY!!!!!

[copperbadge]

And then just RIGHT into the drink. Good kitty. 

[saffiyainthepool]

AWWW, this is tooo cute

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[thechurchofapathy]

He’s so close to figuring it out

[saffiyainthepool]

@thechurchofapathy

Yep, close but no cigar. “What’s the problem with a stranger having your address and sending you things you didn’t ask for?” Really....no one taught him stranger danger or that men can be creeps.

[parkchanwoohoo]

my dad was DEEPLY offended when i offered to help him set up the switch, saying things like “how old do you think i am” and “i’ve been playing video games since before you were born” etc etc. i didn’t mean to offend him, it’s just that the last console he’s touched was like, the gamecube back when it first came out! things have changed since then. we have touch screen now.

anyway he’s had a bit of a chip on his shoulder since then, and so he basically destroyed Breath of the Wild and left me in he dust. he found more shrines, korok seeds, and armor than i did in like, half the time, and he got very pleased when i told him i didn’t know about certain areas or quests.

i’ll admit i underestimated him because he always seemed to struggle when playing Ocarina of Time back when we lived together when i was like, eight. in hindsight i realize he struggled because he didn’t speak english very well and couldn’t understand most of the on-screen explanations. once he set the language to korean he was blazing through botw so fast he was fighting lynels before i’d even gotten to the point where i felt comfortable with lizalfos.

anyway i’m sick of him rubbing it in so for christmas i’m getting him dark souls. see how much you like challenges then, pops

[the-darkest-of-souls]

Please update us on how this goes I need to know

[squorkal]

At first I was like “Oh this is so sweet! Respect for the father” then I was like “well this person has more salt than the Dead Sea”.

[saffiyainthepool]

I felt bad for him then I was like.....someone needs to beat him at some video game before this becomes a permanent badge of bragging rights.

[super-wolves-blog]

OH MY GOD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[panpteryx]

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ….did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*

[melonishus]

[Aang  looks to all the other Avatars]

[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]

Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is

[nocturan]

It’s an earthbender thing

[mikkeneko]

aang: Oh wisdom of Avatars past, advise me on how to defeat Ozai

kiyoshi: sometimes you gotta murder a bitch, kid. don’t know what else to tell you

aang:

aang: can I talk to a different  ancestor please? maybe one not so down with murder?

[dimension20official]

Not a question so much as a plea, but I am begging you to stop trying to kill Gilear. Just let the sad man eat his yogurt and love his daughter PLEASE

[saffiyainthepool]

NOOO!!! Don’t you dare.

[artchixs]

Hello all of you!! Since we all have so much free time now that the world is on lockdown, I’ve decided to finally open commissions! It may take me a day or two to get your commission completed after it is requested since I’m still receiving schoolwork, but I hope to get most commissions done within the week they are requested. I plan to post each of these commissions onto this blog after they are completed. If you would like the physical copy of the piece we can discuss mailing arrangements, but the price will be adjusted to account for shipping rates. If you have any questions about conditions or requests, feel free to email me or send me a DM! Thanks so much for nearly 400 followers!!

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

“the unknowing” - i seriously love this style so much.

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

[quezify]

Scott Mccall is a geeky sophomore, not trusted by his mother to stay home alone with his best friend Stiles. She hires Erica, a girl from Scott's high school, as a babysitter. However, Erica comes across her friend Lydia and Peter, Lydia's jerk drama teacher, on the night she is to babysit, and decides to attend a party that Peter is throwing instead. During a fight between Lydia and Peter, Lydia ends up at Scott's house and tells Scott's mother that she was asked to babysit instead.

Scott's mom came up with the worst punishment possible - a babysitter, but Scott's about to find out that his babysitter is a fledgling banshee.

[stateoflover13]

Pretty sure this encapsulates all of us

@taylorswift @taylornation

[taylorswift]

This was…. a whole entire journey. An epic adventure. A thrilling saga. An exhilarating experience. A feat. A revelation. A layered and highly exciting performance. Thirteen stars.