it me, the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy

24 | they/them | call me sag (soft g) | aotearoa/pākehā | i have locked tomb and magnus archives brain rot among other things

[fairyhagmother]

the questing beast by far my fave Arthurian trope. what if trauma was some sort of terrifying, hybrid beast. Incredible

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[pjharvey]

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[bewbin]

i am judge, judy and executioner

[gaypeople]

i think they have a crush on each other

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[7dmom]

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

[sea-beam]

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

[grayintogreen]

Sometimes it feels like nobody wants The Character to get hit so hard they cough up blood anymore.

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[runawaymarbles]

she supine on my pronis til i fowler

[durnesque-esque]

My favorite joke to make in our D&D burlesque show is to remind the players that when the BBEG knocks them prone, they are not facing upwards.

Nay, they are "face down, ass up, 'cause that's the way monsters like to...fuck you up."

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[ovid]

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

[natjennie]

who's ready to get ready for the game so good you understand how the game works?