The Inner-Workings Of Stephanie

[thepersonalquotes]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[iveheardenough]

[sagacioussteph]

If Agnes is still available, I would like to make an offer. I've got lots of bells, black roses, and blue pansies, and some mermaid furniture (a closet and a lamp and a dresser).

No, I’m sorry! She got adopted

[sagacioussteph]

she just pinged me to move out. i can't tt but i can message you when she's in boxes (on the 28th)

That's totally fine! Thank you!

[sagacioussteph]

are you still looking for peanut?

Yes!

[sagacioussteph]

Samson is moving!

Type - Mouse

Personality - Jock

Birthday - July 5

Willing to trade him for bells,cabin furniture, or possible villager trade! He moves out tomorrow(I can TT). Almost 100% original. IM me, thanks!

[dancingtilldawn-blog]

[glfss]

[218801]

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

[thispageisblocked]

oh my god tumblr

[literalsame]

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

[morningclarity]

[metalhearted]

YOURE A GUY?!

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

Things I've actually heard college students say

“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”

“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside" 

“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to" 

“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”

 ”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”

 ”Is it acceptable to throw myself out the window after we take this exam”

“I need more gay people in my life I’m suffocating in straights”

 ”I think I’m just gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die”

“why the fuck would i pay 5 dollars for a grilled cheese? oh wait they’re delivering them? ok buy 3”

“i feel like a child but i look like an adult and i think it throws a lot of people off”

“yo look at this dog! i want this dog. this dog is straight g”

“I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian” 

“I’VE ONLY DONE ANAL TWICE OKAY”

“instead of studying art we should MAKE ART WITH OUR BODIES”

[deadline approaches] “So we’re just going to ignore that and order Dominoes, right?”

I’m a shell of who I used to be 

feel free to add anything you’ve heard

[bobbsayshi]

“I’m suffocating in straights”

[blueoctavodeleted-deactivated20]

“Go ahead. Hit me with your car. Make my day. PAY MY TUITION”

[iwillfollowthemarshlights]

“I think that all i’ve learned from my degree so far is if i just decided to drop out I would probably make the same amount of money and pay off my debts faster.”

[galactic-dross]

“YOU HAVE A MUMMIFIED FALCON IN YOUR ROOM?!” Okay well actually, that was something my friend said to me because I was showing him pictures I took at Ripley’s Believe It or Not and he misheard what I was saying. And he happened to say this during one of those very random moments where everyone else suddenly stops talking at the same time and the room briefly becomes silent.

[morningclarity]

[livewireswift]

[sexyyuglyy]

what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

[catsandkitten]

Shedding season is upon us. Prepare.

[viohra]

look at that smug bastard