Poetic Madness

Poems I've written and whatever catches my fancy.

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[carys-the-ninth]

Brünnhilde. Library of Congress, 1936.

[everythingfox]

(via)

[digitaldiscipline]

[everythingfox]

Little baby

(via)

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[queen-of-hearts92]

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

[smogteeth]

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

[missmonstermel]

Treasure trove

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[c0rpseductor]

[heavensickness]

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

[heavensickness]

this poem is literally my last straw

[heavensickness]

Transcription of the poem for easier reading:

my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

where are you going

[radiation]

[okiitos]

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

[okiitos]

Found the picture that was on the sweater

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[memewhore]

[bloggerihardlyknower]

This might be the worst offer I've ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

werewolf boyfriend simulator

[lipstickluchador]

you will not see the gates of heaven

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[endivinity]

Even paradise is a prison when you cannot leave…

[doggosource]

[ghoulie-gator]

Snoot holder