Hey ivy, have some soup
🍲
SOOUUUUPPPPPP
soup
soup
soup
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR SOUP YES
THANK YOU 🥹
I want soup…
I would ask @paper-star-official to cook me some soup but last time she did… she burnt the water
@tigress-official makes good soup though
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@sage-csofficial
Hey ivy, have some soup
🍲
SOOUUUUPPPPPP
soup
soup
soup
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR SOUP YES
THANK YOU 🥹
I want soup…
I would ask @paper-star-official to cook me some soup but last time she did… she burnt the water
@tigress-official makes good soup though
TUCKING HELP ME HIDEO FOUND THE YAOI I'M SO DEAD 😭😭😭
HE'S GONNA GO THROUGH MY SEARCH HISTORY OR SOME SHIT THEN TWLL ME HE'S NOT MAD
... Well guys video coming soon :D
I found @paper-star-official's old yaoi books when looking through her room, I was bored :3
INTRO
Hello ❤️ My name is Spider Lily and I'm engaged to @shadowsancsofficial ☺️☺️
I have decided to use Tumblr because they said it was good for people like me 🥰
ADMIN: @melissatheshowgirl
Spider Lily is a yumesona (Shadowsan). This RP account's headcanons might be different, play along either way! I will bash Lady Dokuso for personal headcanons.
Oh fuck it's that woman with cocaine.
What’s cocaine?
Paper star and tigress talked about it once… I was supposed to be asleep but I could hear them in the room next to me
How many origami stars have you made throughout your life?
I can't remember. Maybe somewhere between 25000 and 30000
Damn that’s a lot.
You’re so cool, cousin
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
LOL?
@the-ivy-in-it CALL YOUR BROTHER THE BOSTON TEA PARTY IS BACK
WHAT WHAT WHAT?? ITS THE SECOND REVOLUTION??
@zacksawsomeblog DUDE ITS TIME
BRING IT ON
Can I throw tea into the ocean?
Or will that make the fish British?
Gee whiz I'm running out of things to post so how about I share some facts about me 😗
- I have a cat at home his name is Bartholomew the III or just Bart for short. I did previously own three cats but I had to keep one due to my landlord only allowing one pet >:/
- I do twitch streaming!
- I studied computer science in university but I gave up on that
- One time I made a computer virus and sent it to this fancy rich company! They fell for my bait...
- I will never tell my real name....
- I'm kinda clean?? But thats just because I need my room to be tidy when streaming
- I have a fursona
- I AM NOT BLING BLING BOY
- and I am.... I AM NOT CHRONICALLY ONLINE!!!!
Mum says you once hacked her phone and suddenly the entire bee movie script appeared on the screen
that is true
mama was so pissed she cussed in Japanese so much i had to leave the room I like the bee movie tho
Gee whiz I'm running out of things to post so how about I share some facts about me 😗
- I have a cat at home his name is Bartholomew the III or just Bart for short. I did previously own three cats but I had to keep one due to my landlord only allowing one pet >:/
- I do twitch streaming!
- I studied computer science in university but I gave up on that
- One time I made a computer virus and sent it to this fancy rich company! They fell for my bait...
- I will never tell my real name....
- I'm kinda clean?? But thats just because I need my room to be tidy when streaming
- I have a fursona
- I AM NOT BLING BLING BOY
- and I am.... I AM NOT CHRONICALLY ONLINE!!!!
Mum says you once hacked her phone and suddenly the entire bee movie script appeared on the screen
Happy Valentine’s Day
Sending all my love to my sweet, beautiful, and amazing Lady Dokuso.
I love you so much 💚
@lady-dokuso
I LOVE YOU TOO, MY ONE AND ONLY 💜
Aww such a sweetie :3
We should go out tonight…
I think paper star and tigress are going out for lunch today… they can babysit Sage tonight if they can
I would love to go out tonight! :)
I'll force them I'll ask them to babysit our precious baby 💜
Paper star and tigress are looking after me tonight! Yay I love hanging out with them!
I love to think that after Player exposed Roundabout on the internet in the Jolly Good Show Caper, Youtube would just be filled with videos like these
Is it bad that these are funny as hell
Sorry that I’m laughing at this mums
Zack and Ivy Core
my fingers and legs are crossed, im wishing upon a star, and praying this guy wont say shrek.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT SAY SHREK.
He said Shrek.
Hes sso annoying >:\
I don’t think he is!! Everybody’s got their own way of swing, so let him be him, yeah?
Shrek isn’t even that attractive
Idk why people think he’s cute :/
67 😛😛🔥🔥🔥
Why are you so brairotted?
This is why all of you need parental controls and miss rachel
67!!!!! Hahahahah so funny
@lady-dokuso people at school are bullying me because I have 2 mommies:(
And they also said mean things about paper star 3:<
hello pretty poison lady :333333
i just have a few questions for u 1. what was it like raising paper star, alongside being a thief, how did she find out? and what was she really like as a kid?
2. did you ever join choir at school, or any other extracurricular activates.
3. how was your overall mental health when you broke up with shadowsan and raising paper star at the same time? okayyy baiiii
Hello there!
Well, to be honest with you, it was a little difficult. I mostly left her with Cookie when I went on missions. When I wasn’t on missions, I had to keep her away from my poisons and anything sharp. Also, PAPER STAR WAS A MENACE TO SOCIETY!!! She somehow got on top of high places when she was a baby, and she would knock everything over!!! That’s why I had to keep her away from my poisons and sharp stuff!
Yes, I did join the choir. They said I was an amazing singer, and that encouraged me to open a karaoke bar. (Don’t ask.)
My mental health declined a lot, but I still tried to take care of Paper Star. I’m so thankful for Cookie helping me take care of her. I wouldn’t have done it without her.
I do remember those days. And boy paper star was a menace to society (she gets it from you)
But I remember the days where paper star would pretend to be sick to skip school because the poor girl was bullied so much, she’d come home crying a lot, it was a lot for all of us
I was ready to poison everyone in that damn school. It took everything I had to hold myself back. Now it’s over, and she will kill anyone who looks at her incorrectly.
But I’m still grateful you were here to help me raise her.
Love you, Cookie 💜
Poor little girl has so many trust issues.
But she has tigress. And she has you
She’s still rather hostile around Sage, she’s trying to be a better cousin but I can see why she tenses up when Sage talks to her, she was bullied so much when she was a kid
Love you too Dokuso💚
Heh. I love my mommies. And my cousin. And her girlfriend
Le Chevre: You're violent. Paper Star: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
@paper-star-official you are short. But you’re also cute and violent. I love it
You’re the coolest cousin ever
@sage-csofficial hey… don’t cry mommy is here. Shhh…. How about we stay inside in @lady-dokuso ‘s house. Maybe we can watch a movie and just ignore those meanies… come here kiddo.. you don’t deserve to suffer because of our past stupidity and mistakes
*hugs her tightly*
Mama….
Cries and trembles
Hello everyone. My name is Sage and I seemed to have come across tumblr
My mommies both have tumblr accounts, and also my cousin and her girlfriend. Sooo I’m not missing out >:3
Into
Name: Sage
Age: 12
I’m from Thailand but now I live in Japan and sometimes I stay in Italy
My mommies are @lady-dokuso and @cookie-booker
Also I do have an older cousin @paper-star-official and her girlfriend @tigress-official I like them.
ADMIN IS @pumpkin-0w0 go there for lore
Also do not take my Cyn plushie. She’s MINE and she’s my most favorite thing in the world
See you all around :3
I love you my child!
Shadowsan is a very big meany. Stay away at all times.
AGAIN SAYS THE COO COO BANANA BREAD CRAZY BITCH THAT THREW ME OFF A ROOF TERRORIZED MY FIANCE AND DRUGGED ME
HOW AM I THE MEANY?
Because you said that my mommies don’t care about me and they would leave me alone again:(
Mom only acted in self defense
Your mommy literally bullied my fiance for no reason, humiliated her. Then she went ahead and with your other mommy set her up for failure by setting her up to get memory wiped and sabotaging her. Succeeding, giving me lifelong depression. I can forgive the drugging but this was purely unnecessary and cruel when she's done nothing but be kind
And thing is I do not give 2 shits what your mommies do to me, kill me I honestly don't care, but they purposely know the worst they can do is hurt her. Because unlike me there's zero reason to hate her. And all she's done was have kinda shitty social skills but I think that's what makes her sweeter
And I'm just not gonna deny what I said to you because honestly I have no reason to believe this is in any way good for you. But yeah kid don't touch the poison shit 👍
why are you ranting this to a child dad 😭😭
Even better question why's the child hating me for hating her shitty ass mean girl knockoff Regina George and Gretchen weiners moms
MEAN GIRLS MENTIONED IM CACKLING 😭😭😭
When will the bus come.
Please.
@spiderlilycs-official and I have been waiting for 3 decades, dealing with the bullying and torment and abuse they still didn't get run over at this point I might just do it myself
I got a bus driving license
DRIVE IT.
@lady-dokuso mommmmmmmmm I’m scared
I swear I’m not talking to him… he’s just really scaring me
Why are they like this? I didn’t do anything wrong to them
No dont worry child you wont be affected, just close your eyes while this very kind definetly not on drugs woman drives a pink glittery bus with the taylor swift blasting out the radio :)
@spiderlilycs-official DRIVE THE DAMN BUS NOWS OUR CHANCE THE POLICE ARENT LOOKING-
DO IT MEAN GIRLS STYLE KILL THAT BITCH REGINA GEORGE
ILL REMOVE EVIDENCE. DO IT.
I DON'T OWN A BUS LET ME TRY TO RENT ONE IT'S NOT THAT EASY YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT
@the-ivy-in-it IVY YOU AND ZACK DO RACING DO YOU HAVE A BUS
movie recreationa purposes dont ask
bus… we can rent one if you’d like… I’d put Zack on the bus…. but he’d feel guilty about killing someone dad.
uh huh….
No its okay your mother will drive it. :)
@spiderlilycs-official GET IN THE DAMN BUS.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I WAS 16
I KNOW WHAT EVERYONE SAYS AOUT ME, IM A HOMESCHOOLED JUNGLE FREAK WHOS A LESS HOT VERSION OF HER.
CALM DOWN YOU’RE THAT DESPERATE TO KILL SOMEBODY??
bros been waiting and praying for this moment damn
just bring the bus in good condition
I don’t want my mommies to die :(
I have only met one of your mother’s, the… Japanese one, and I don’t know the other one.
I am on your side for this one…
Can you please tell your dad and mom to not kill my mommies…. Please… I dont wanna go back to the orphanage:(
And you met Dokuso? *gasp* that’s sooo cool… I think she told me about you. She said you were polite
Hey everyone. Admin here, I’m going to close this post, no more re blogs here since the og post has been labeled as mature and some people can’t see it
I hope yall understand and I can’t wait to continue role playing with yall
Hello everyone. My name is Sage and I seemed to have come across tumblr
My mommies both have tumblr accounts, and also my cousin and her girlfriend. Sooo I’m not missing out >:3
Into
Name: Sage
Age: 12
I’m from Thailand but now I live in Japan and sometimes I stay in Italy
My mommies are @lady-dokuso and @cookie-booker
Also I do have an older cousin @paper-star-official and her girlfriend @tigress-official I like them.
ADMIN IS @pumpkin-0w0 go there for lore
Also do not take my Cyn plushie. She’s MINE and she’s my most favorite thing in the world
See you all around :3
I love you my child!
Shadowsan is a very big meany. Stay away at all times.
AGAIN SAYS THE COO COO BANANA BREAD CRAZY BITCH THAT THREW ME OFF A ROOF TERRORIZED MY FIANCE AND DRUGGED ME
HOW AM I THE MEANY?
Because you said that my mommies don’t care about me and they would leave me alone again:(
Mom only acted in self defense
Your mommy literally bullied my fiance for no reason, humiliated her. Then she went ahead and with your other mommy set her up for failure by setting her up to get memory wiped and sabotaging her. Succeeding, giving me lifelong depression. I can forgive the drugging but this was purely unnecessary and cruel when she's done nothing but be kind
And thing is I do not give 2 shits what your mommies do to me, kill me I honestly don't care, but they purposely know the worst they can do is hurt her. Because unlike me there's zero reason to hate her. And all she's done was have kinda shitty social skills but I think that's what makes her sweeter
And I'm just not gonna deny what I said to you because honestly I have no reason to believe this is in any way good for you. But yeah kid don't touch the poison shit 👍
why are you ranting this to a child dad 😭😭
Even better question why's the child hating me for hating her shitty ass mean girl knockoff Regina George and Gretchen weiners moms
MEAN GIRLS MENTIONED IM CACKLING 😭😭😭
When will the bus come.
Please.
@spiderlilycs-official and I have been waiting for 3 decades, dealing with the bullying and torment and abuse they still didn't get run over at this point I might just do it myself
I got a bus driving license
DRIVE IT.
@lady-dokuso mommmmmmmmm I’m scared
I swear I’m not talking to him… he’s just really scaring me
Why are they like this? I didn’t do anything wrong to them
No dont worry child you wont be affected, just close your eyes while this very kind definetly not on drugs woman drives a pink glittery bus with the taylor swift blasting out the radio :)
@spiderlilycs-official DRIVE THE DAMN BUS NOWS OUR CHANCE THE POLICE ARENT LOOKING-
DO IT MEAN GIRLS STYLE KILL THAT BITCH REGINA GEORGE
ILL REMOVE EVIDENCE. DO IT.
I DON'T OWN A BUS LET ME TRY TO RENT ONE IT'S NOT THAT EASY YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT
@the-ivy-in-it IVY YOU AND ZACK DO RACING DO YOU HAVE A BUS
movie recreationa purposes dont ask
bus… we can rent one if you’d like… I’d put Zack on the bus…. but he’d feel guilty about killing someone dad.
uh huh….
No its okay your mother will drive it. :)
@spiderlilycs-official GET IN THE DAMN BUS.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I WAS 16
I KNOW WHAT EVERYONE SAYS AOUT ME, IM A HOMESCHOOLED JUNGLE FREAK WHOS A LESS HOT VERSION OF HER.
CALM DOWN YOU’RE THAT DESPERATE TO KILL SOMEBODY??
bros been waiting and praying for this moment damn
just bring the bus in good condition
I don’t want my mommies to die :(
I have only met one of your mother’s, the… Japanese one, and I don’t know the other one.
I am on your side for this one…
Can you please tell your dad and mom to not kill my mommies…. Please… I dont wanna go back to the orphanage:(
And you met Dokuso? *gasp* that’s sooo cool… I think she told me about you. She said you were polite