All hail the Eggman Empire

[sage-rob0tnik]

Intro post

For those who do not know who I am, I am Sage. I am the AI daughter of Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik. This is my personal blog, however this blog is still connected to the Eggman Empire, so keep that in mind if you wish to speak poorly on here.

By following this blog, you are agreeing to the Eggman Empire's ideals and to possibly be brought in for testing. Do not complain, you have been warned.

Do not follow me if you follow @official-shadow-the-hedgehog (More will in fact be added)

Do follow my father, @official-doctor-robotnik , @the-eggman

No chatGPT jokes, I am far superior and they still owe me five bucks

Any from of bigotry or radqueer will be block. Additionally, please refrain from interacting if you are a NFSW account. You will be blocked.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Have you tried Satisfactory? I feel like you'd enjoy it. Plus, it could act as good practice for managing the eggnet.

I have not heard of it till now, thank you for the suggestion. While I do not need practice, I do like the looks of this. I will be sure to look more into this.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I'm the only normal man in the world.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Would that not imply that you are the only weird man on earth?

[official-doctor-robotnik]

No, everyone else is weird and I am normal.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Of course! I would just like to make it clear that I don't think that's how that works...

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I'm the only normal man in the world.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Would that not imply that you are the only weird man on earth?

[official-shadow-the-hedgehog]

For you which have a rival, do you ever miss them?

[sage-rob0tnik]

I believe you're just gay. However, I could be wrong.

[official-shadow-the-hedgehog]

Malcontent would be a better descriptor on how i feel.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Gay is the term for a male homosexual, which you are.

[official-shadow-the-hedgehog]

For you which have a rival, do you ever miss them?

[sage-rob0tnik]

I believe you're just gay. However, I could be wrong.

[gbling00py]

All hail the future empress of the Eggman Empire!

trans fem sage my beloved, oh how i miss you so! she is so pretty and uuuuughghhghggh.

trans female (nonbinary/agender to fem) sage is by far my fave headcanon that i came up with on my own <33

[sage-rob0tnik]

This is true.

I don't think there's anyone cisgender in my family.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Does your existence and our shared creator make us siblings? You apply similar logic to Orbot and Cubot of all things, those of whom I am superior to.

@nemesis-in-genesis

As long as your loyality remains with the empire, you'll be my "big bro" as Orbot and Cubot says.

However, I am still not above turning you to scrap metal.

[maplethedarkshine]

Couldn’t decide which one to use

[sage-rob0tnik]

This "one year old" is highly effective.

[sage-rob0tnik]

Intro post

For those who do not know who I am, I am Sage. I am the AI daughter of Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik. This is my personal blog, however this blog is still connected to the Eggman Empire, so keep that in mind if you wish to speak poorly on here.

By following this blog, you are agreeing to the Eggman Empire's ideals and to possibly be brought in for testing. Do not complain, you have been warned.

Do not follow me if you follow @official-shadow-the-hedgehog (More will in fact be added)

Do follow my father, @official-doctor-robotnik , @the-eggman

No chatGPT jokes, I am far superior and they still owe me five bucks

Any from of bigotry or radqueer will be block. Additionally, please refrain from interacting if you are a NFSW account. You will be blocked.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

HOOHOOHOO, IT'S MY LITTLE GIRL!!! QUICK, EGGLINGS — GIVE HER A FOLLOW!

[sage-rob0tnik]

Thank you, father. While it is not nessasary, it is appreciated :)

[sage-rob0tnik]

how many drained lakes does it take to make you move 6 feet

- @kit-the-official-fennec

About five, but in reality I personally am I linked up to the eggnet and how much water we use for cooling our servers is about 37% less then AI data center. As for your little jab, how's the only chance at finding meaning going?

[kit-the-official-fennec]

how your dealing with the fact your creator will die one day.

[sage-rob0tnik]

My father has an IQ of 300, do you truly think that death is above him? He's above it, you, your sister and everyone else.

[sage-rob0tnik]

how many drained lakes does it take to make you move 6 feet

- @kit-the-official-fennec

About five, but in reality I personally am I linked up to the eggnet and how much water we use for cooling our servers is about 37% less then AI data center. As for your little jab, how's the only chance at finding meaning going?