Sagecats

Hi. I recent;ly logged back in to tumblr after like 4 years to cringe at my old tumblr persona. How's it going? I'm 28 now and I still exist so that is cool.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you should get a cat or three. very clean animal; precise.

A cat wrote this

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[mattschu]

All my plants

(ink/digital drawing)

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[akitron]

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

[kiwi]

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

[ambientzeldamusic]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read and i’m crying

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[officialwhitegirls]

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

[powerpuffles]

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

[officialwhitegirls]

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[sagecats]

Hey! Anybody playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf? I just started on my sisters DS in her town (because what better time to start an addicting game than when the busy season is about to start up at work :P ) Hopefully I’ll be able to keep playing and it would be cool to have some people to visit with:)

[stormcrows-archive]

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[sagecats]

How do I stop being afraid to wear colorful clothes?? Help it’s almost Spring!

[sagecats]

I haven’t posted anything original in like a million years so here’s a quick update:

-In Fall I got promoted to vegetable buyer at work and I’m getting ready to have 60 hour work weeks in spring D:

-I got obsessed with Yuri on Ice and also rekindled my love of actual figure skating.

-Christmas was low key. I visited Grandma, got a new plant, and more wool socks:D

-I got a desk from IKEA and have almost completed the aesthetic of my room. And it’s finally clean! I can start collaging and doing other crafts. Anyone want to have a collage party with me? :P

-New Year’s Eve was pretty chill. We had champagne and danced with our strobe light. We also played spoons and BS, which was really fun.

[victorianchap]

[vintagemen1800s1900s]

c. 1890 Postcard

[plenilune]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

[weirdnessisgood]