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i need this for me
turns out i DO prefer tumblrâs way of providing me with information, in that i get it from memes and fatalistic humor instead of the panic attack info dump of twitter
When ur like: âthis show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.â
Alright listen up fellow late 90âČs and early 2000âČs kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games?Â
Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE
Thereâs literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.
The internet is truly beautiful at times.Â
A REMINDER AND A GODSEND
BOOSTING TO SPITE MICROSOFT
Reporter: Mr. Potter! A picture! Please!
James: Yeah sure, go ahead :)
Reporter: Er... no, I meant...
Ginny: James, leave them! We need to go to Gringotts!
hell world
FUCK CAPITALISM
Whose gonna find a pirated copy with me
Hereâs the full thing.
They canât take Charlie.
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Boost this
Everyone gets to watch Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown for freeeeeeeee
Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.
I REALLY NEED THE FOLLOW UP ONE, THO
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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me
This is the america they donât want you to see
i love america
This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry
*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary
People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.
Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:Â
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatâs open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itâs particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itâs all thatâs open and itâs the kind of food that tastes especially good when youâre hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iâve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnât feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheâs ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneâs shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard âRaisins in my Toastâ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say âCasa de Waffle.âÂ
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said âwhy do I smell Waffle Houseâ
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereâs some⊠classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iâm looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, âindeed marvelousâ an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.â
Weâre not even gonna mention FEMAâs Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if theyâre open?
that last bit isnât a joke
one day, a couple years from now, youâre gonna look back and say, âoh my god, iâm so glad i made it throughâ. youâre gonna have moments where you love the world so much it makes the back of ur nose burn and youâre gonna have moments where u love yourself, even the parts you thought you would never ever like. youâre gonna have people in your life that you love, and youâre gonna have bad days, but i promise promise promise you it will be so much better. youâre gonna be ok.
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hereâs to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. youâre amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again
Iâve noticed, the last few days as the temperature has steadily dropped that my appetite is kicking into Cold Weather Mode.Â
Warm weather appetite;Â âAhh, a salad would be nice, maybe a bit of fish and fruit.â
Cold weather appetite; âOkay, brain, weâre cranking up the metabolism because itâs cold out, so tell the stomach that we want STARCH and BUTTER and we want it RIGHT NOW.âÂ
Warm weather appetite; Ehh, donât really feel like dessert, but maybe a cookie or something.Â
Cold weather appetite; Brownies. All of them. Now.Â
Yes! Cold weather makes our bodies work harder to stay warm, and burns through calories a lot faster. This is why a lot of cultures who live in cold climates eat a lot of rich foods and have traditions like butter tea. You need the calories to stay warm.Â
If this is your first time in colder weather, your body is having to adapt real fast, and so youâre burning food energy like tinder to keep the olâ warm blooded system revved up. If you donât get the food energy your body is demanding, itâll save energy other places to keep the heat cranked up, and youâll find yourself becoming really lethargic and tired.Â
Have some extra peanut butter toast (so long as you arenât allergic to peanuts, of course) and make some chili.Â
Also learn the non-physical signs of hunger!
Did u kno ur first âIâm hungryâ signal is when your thoughts keep turning to food? If youâre thinking about food, and your brain keeps wandering back to food- youâre hungry. Have a snack. Or a meal, if itâs meal time!
Making cupcakes and taking one, two, ten secret tastes of frosting? Youâre in a calorie deficit and the bank is here to COLLECT. Eat something!
(I reccomend going at the frosting with a spoon, which also serves as an impromptu lesson on the body self regulating- it Will Taste Bad once youâve had your fill, and despite what media tells you, it will probably be closer to two big ol bites, not like⊠all of it.)
Tired, lethargic, kinda cranky? Youâre hungry!
Irrationally angry? Try a snack.
Cold, even when you should logically be warm? Food.
Overwhelmingly stressed by things youâre normally OK with? Itâs tortilla time!
If you donât eat when youâre hungry your winter experience is going to be a miserable back and forth between Too Full and Fucking Starving
(Why yes, most American women live in a perpetual calorie deficit, why do you ask?)
Welcome to the Midwest!
I know my body is gearing up for winter when it starts insisting on me buying hard candies. Like, donât get me wrong, I like candy in general, but when it fixates on hard candy, I know it wants more calories
TIme for this post again as the cool weather returns! I have, the last couple days, been wanting All Of The Bread.
11 years in Wisconsin and youâd think id *notice* when my brain starts absolutely insisting on chili and soups but noooo
I just picked up turnips and parsnips for chicken noodle soup, because as SOON as a frost hit my body was like âWe demand soup and we demand it NOWâ
See, I grew up in the âmediterraneanâ climate of northern california, then lived in Hawai'i for a few years so the return of reasonable rather after THE BURNING TIMES meant my favorite fish became available again so when I moved back to CO which has Actual Winter, the wires got a little crossed and somewhere in November when it starts being cold during daytime my brain will abruptly animorph into A GOTDAM GRIZZLY AND GIMME ALL YOUR SALMON, I WILL FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF THE KING OF FISH AS IS MY DIVINE URSINE RIGHT.
âȘWhat part of âi donât wanna spend anymore moneyâ donât I understand
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