[temporalkingdom]

[dannissunnyday]

i need this for me

[alexenglish]

turns out i DO prefer tumblr’s way of providing me with information, in that i get it from memes and fatalistic humor instead of the panic attack info dump of twitter

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[princesscas]

Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games? 

Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE

There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.

The internet is truly beautiful at times. 

[rememberthis2000]

A REMINDER AND A GODSEND

[gritsandbrits]

BOOSTING TO SPITE MICROSOFT

[beeyoungkah]

Reporter: Mr. Potter! A picture! Please!

James: Yeah sure, go ahead :)

Reporter: Er... no, I meant...

Ginny: James, leave them! We need to go to Gringotts!

[twistoftheknife]

hell world

[thecloudsarefalling-deactivated]

FUCK CAPITALISM

Whose gonna find a pirated copy with me

[mr-sammy-stressed]

Here’s the full thing.

They can’t take Charlie.

[thecloudsarefalling-deactivated]

THANK YOUUUUUU

Boost this

Everyone gets to watch Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown for freeeeeeeee

[starkmaiden]

Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.

[ekjohnston]

I REALLY NEED THE FOLLOW UP ONE, THO

[holdouttrout]

https://www.tiktok.com/@starspann/video/6831286862204767494?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6871086090506225157&is_from_webapp=1

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[postmarxed]

We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

[darringtonshorthalt]

that last bit isn’t a joke

[konoko]

[britp0p-deactivated20210628]

one day, a couple years from now, you’re gonna look back and say, “oh my god, i’m so glad i made it through”. you’re gonna have moments where you love the world so much it makes the back of ur nose burn and you’re gonna have moments where u love yourself, even the parts you thought you would never ever like. you’re gonna have people in your life that you love, and you’re gonna have bad days, but i promise promise promise you it will be so much better. you’re gonna be ok.

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[susiephone]

[luneloving]

here’s to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. you’re amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again

[systlin]

I’ve noticed, the last few days as the temperature has steadily dropped that my appetite is kicking into Cold Weather Mode. 

Warm weather appetite; “Ahh, a salad would be nice, maybe a bit of fish and fruit.”

Cold weather appetite; “Okay, brain, we’re cranking up the metabolism because it’s cold out, so tell the stomach that we want STARCH and BUTTER and we want it RIGHT NOW.” 

[systlin]

Warm weather appetite; Ehh, don’t really feel like dessert, but maybe a cookie or something. 

Cold weather appetite; Brownies. All of them. Now. 

[systlin]

Yes! Cold weather makes our bodies work harder to stay warm, and burns through calories a lot faster. This is why a lot of cultures who live in cold climates eat a lot of rich foods and have traditions like butter tea. You need the calories to stay warm. 

If this is your first time in colder weather, your body is having to adapt real fast, and so you’re burning food energy like tinder to keep the ol’ warm blooded system revved up. If you don’t get the food energy your body is demanding, it’ll save energy other places to keep the heat cranked up, and you’ll find yourself becoming really lethargic and tired. 

Have some extra peanut butter toast (so long as you aren’t allergic to peanuts, of course) and make some chili. 

[disasterlarper]

Also learn the non-physical signs of hunger!

Did u kno ur first “I’m hungry” signal is when your thoughts keep turning to food? If you’re thinking about food, and your brain keeps wandering back to food- you’re hungry. Have a snack. Or a meal, if it’s meal time!

Making cupcakes and taking one, two, ten secret tastes of frosting? You’re in a calorie deficit and the bank is here to COLLECT. Eat something!

(I reccomend going at the frosting with a spoon, which also serves as an impromptu lesson on the body self regulating- it Will Taste Bad once you’ve had your fill, and despite what media tells you, it will probably be closer to two big ol bites, not like… all of it.)

Tired, lethargic, kinda cranky? You’re hungry!

Irrationally angry? Try a snack.

Cold, even when you should logically be warm? Food.

Overwhelmingly stressed by things you’re normally OK with? It’s tortilla time!

If you don’t eat when you’re hungry your winter experience is going to be a miserable back and forth between Too Full and Fucking Starving

(Why yes, most American women live in a perpetual calorie deficit, why do you ask?)

Welcome to the Midwest!

[dancing-thru-clouds]

I know my body is gearing up for winter when it starts insisting on me buying hard candies. Like, don’t get me wrong, I like candy in general, but when it fixates on hard candy, I know it wants more calories

[systlin]

TIme for this post again as the cool weather returns! I have, the last couple days, been wanting All Of The Bread.

[sasskarian]

11 years in Wisconsin and you’d think id *notice* when my brain starts absolutely insisting on chili and soups but noooo

[systlin]

I just picked up turnips and parsnips for chicken noodle soup, because as SOON as a frost hit my body was like “We demand soup and we demand it NOW”

[gallusrostromegalus]

See, I grew up in the “mediterranean” climate of northern california, then lived in Hawai'i for a few years so the return of reasonable rather after THE BURNING TIMES meant my favorite fish became available again so when I moved back to CO which has Actual Winter, the wires got a little crossed and somewhere in November when it starts being cold during daytime my brain will abruptly animorph into A GOTDAM GRIZZLY AND GIMME ALL YOUR SALMON, I WILL FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF THE KING OF FISH AS IS MY DIVINE URSINE RIGHT.

[onlytwitterpics]

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally