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[kairithemang0]

Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

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my tumblr inbox is a confessional and i am the unwitting priest

Keep reading

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[claustrophile75-deactivated2013]

[sjwjonathan-deactivated20160430]

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

[yuyushiki-deactivated20190823]

is that true?

[13remy-archive-blog]

i promise

[catasters]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

We've found them. The Sole Orange Wielder of the Brain Cell.

[earhartsease]

Brain Cells Georg

[amemait]

Yes. YES!

The Tiger is Out!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-verification]

Verified ✔️ on brand Grinch behaviour

[dndshakes]

@mcelroyfamilystaff is this what you were warning us about?

[drfruitcake]

[kwistowee]

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992)

[gifs-of-puppets]

Have a Merry One More Sleep 'til Christmas!

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[skelum]

Okay, but can we PLEASE have this? A Muppet version of the Princess Bride. To think of all the possibilities that could be.

[kwistowee]

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992)

[dealbreakerstalkshow]

[kwistowee]

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992)

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[willisiam-woodiam]

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh my god this is one of the ANCIENT texts, i remember first seeing post like ten years ago

ink: diamine firestorm

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[blaxolt]

excuse me i never pissed on this post!