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Misplaced Lens Cap
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“The modern habit of doing ceremonial things unceremoniously is no proof of humility; rather it proves the offender’s inability to forget himself in the rite, and his readiness to spoil for every one else the proper pleasure of ritual.”
C.S. Lewis
Wait, if I was baptized and confirmed before I left the Catholic Church, does the Vatican still think I'm Catholic? I only consented to let my mom keep that fantasy, the pope needs to knock that shit off. Can I email someone or do I need to go to Rome?
The Vatican still considers you Catholic, yes, you'd need to get excommunicated. Desecrating a church is prolly the easiest way to do it
Hi I'm not Anon but is there a way I can desecrate a church in a way that is not also a crime? If I wanted to be excommunicated but not arrested, how would one do that?
Yknow what I'm opening up the floor for this one. Followers, what's the best way to get excommunicated and probably not arrested
So, a few weeks ago I had knitted this pullover. I am pritty proud of it, given, that is was my first one and the first time I did colourwork.
Especially the chocobos!
After preparing food on a fire, pictured above, it stank of smoke, though.
So, I thought: Just let it air out. It is wool. It is not supposed to be washed. (I was right)
But it kept stinking of smoke.
So... i decided to wash it after all.
Our washing mashine has a wool setting.
The result was this:
It grew to about double its sice!
So I thought: if i put it in in cotton mode... it might fit again.
Result: it... didn't
😂😂😂 wash it on wool mode again!
comic
the implications of this comic are astronomic and too much for me to handle at 10 AM.
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
Yarn for Christmas?
An open PSA to anyone with crafting friends (and isn't really sure what they like):
DON'T BUY THEM YARN
Part of the hobby is the purchasing yarn, which some might argue buying yarn and using yarn are two different hobbies. "But OP," you might argue, "I just know they'll love the Red Heart Super Saver I got on sale at Joann's! One skein should be plenty, and they can make me a sweater!"
This is one of those rare cases where a gift card to their favorite yarn store is more personal. First off, nothing against Red Heart, but if they're a yarn snob, it's going to collect dust. If they're a project-oriented purchaser, it's going to collect dust. If they like to buy yarn, then it's just mean.
Also, NEVER imply that your crafting friend should make something for you. If they love you, they will. If they don't, then you're not close enough to be making expensive demands.
More thoughts on this:
Dying yarn, even in today’s modern age, is not an exact science. Let’s say you do spring for the premium stuff in a subjectively beautiful color, but it’s not enough for the project. Your fiber artist may never be able to get more - even in the same color name from the same manufacturer - because that’s just how dye lots work. Then their half completed project will be a tragedy of wasted time :(
Yarn has a gauge, or thickness. Your fiber artist has probably developed *preferences* that they don’t discuss with anybody except tumblr.
If a gift card feels impersonal, there are lots of gifts you can still get for a crocheter or knitter! Stitch markers, yarn holders, hook/needle grips, there are some BEAUTIFUL custom handles with interchangeable hook heads out there, engraved scissors…
Just please let them buy their own yarn! And thanks for thinking of them!
This is a Sun Bittern
It’s wings are just Like That.
Cool bird
Hope you like it :)
Huh, I never considered putting butterfly patterns on birds until now.
hey this week is monumentally awful so you should reblog and tell me in ur tags if ur pets like being picked up or not for me
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.
But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?
My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.
A few months later
All hail the High Warden of Gondor.
Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.
Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!
I am such a sucker for a good shawl
We don’t do shawls like we used to
Women used to have rights. We used to carry large beautiful blankets with us everywhere
let's make soup
garlic
onions
pepper
meat
stock
bone marrow
spices
✅ copious amounts of water
✅️ burned onion on the bottom of the pot
✅ your brother's least favorite vegetables
What Should President Trump Do First In His Second Term?
Amish Secretary of Agriculture
Ratify 28th Amendment (Right to Trial by Combat)
Appoint Musk Territorial Governor of Mars (Estado Libre Asociado)
Louisiana Purchase II (Buy France Itself)
Grover Cleveland Day (in honor of all U.S. presidents with non-sequential terms)
Eliminate Department of Justice (replace with Department of True Crime)
Issue a new U.S.P.S. stamp featuring Peanut the Squirrel
Invade U.K. for America’s 250th Birthday
Build the Wall (Canadian Border)
Reinter Emperor Norton I at Arlington with full military honors
Other (tell us in the comments)
Results
Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
Like. I've never heard a duck go "Quack." Duck goes WAUK or ERK or HEHHHHH-HHH-H-H, if it's a Muskovy
Chickens are the most accurate with the buk-buk-buk noise, and baby chicks do in fact go "peep", but the "peep" is really more of a squeaky beEEP and adult hens will also bwuAAAAAAAAAAK-AUK-AUK-AUK-AUK.
Roosters do NOT "cock-a-doodle-doo", though. Roosters ER ER-ER ER ERRRRRRRR and they will do it at all ungodly hours of the day from sunrise to sunset.
Cows, again, pretty close with "Moo", but it feels like it needs an "r" in there somewhere. Like mmMMOUuuuure.
Sheep. Sheep really do actually "baa". I can't argue with that. Though an adult might also Phbrbobrbr, and a lamb will mostly MAAAH.
Horse sounds like NH-Hh-Hh-Hhr, or Pphft, or RIIIIII if shit's going down. So I guess "neigh" is fine.
Pigs. Pigs... they'd cab say oink, but only 'cause I don't know how to spell a deep, phlegmy sinus snort with English letters. f'gĥŭrhk, maybe. Pigs are beyond mortal laws.
Dog goes BOOF or Aurk or AuoooooooOOOOO unless it is a Husky or a Beagle. Husky goes AWOWOWOWOWOWeeeeeswAAAAUUGGHGGGGHGGOOOOIOOORAURAURAURA. Beagle goes weeeIGHIHIGHIGHIGHIWROWOOOOOWBROUROUROURBROUGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH in the voice of a dying adult man
Cat makes whatever noise it fucking wants
And turkeys, of course, say mrrrrr or WOBBLEOBBLEOBBLEOBBLEOBBLE all together at the same time like a terrifying hivemind. This is known
Reblog for pigs beyond mortal laws
