yikes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

really covering all your bases there huh

[mutationgirl]

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

[oysters-aint-for-me]

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[bakwaaas]

the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied

[bakwaaas]

no this is exactly it

[wormsermonizer]

nother kestrel griffin scribble

[jethroq]

[azurityarts]

so what, we're some kind of... blue rescue team?

[azurityarts]

wow, we're so high up, it's like we're some explorers of sky

[azurityarts]

these doors can take us anywhere, it's like they're gates to infinity

[device--conduct]

Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon (2015)

[heartfairy]

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

[catchymemes]

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[thevalkyriecrash]

if i was 26 and had just woken up from a 70 year suicide-induced coma with no one in the present remembering who i am and instead conflating me with the ever changing image of the role i played in ww2 that now serves as american propaganda and 2 weeks ago i was watching guys get half of their faces blown off and a week after that the love of my life fell off of a moving train with me only being able to watch and then i had to like... deal with a billionaire nepo baby war profiteer calling me an old man and saying there's nothing special about me i would have started killing people. but unfortunately it happened to steve rogers. and he has, like, morals. so

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[girlballs-archive]

emits a single pathetic weh that echoes into the void

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[glubby]