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Shen Qingqiu holding a pot of melted chocolate and a new clean brush and an a very eager and excited Luo Binghe and being very torn between doing sexy food play with his very sexy husband...and immediately flying off to bodily attack Shang Qinghua for the anachronistic inclusion of body chocolate in Ancient China
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messed up with the face... but everything looks ok so ill just post this here
Every now and then on special occasions the Demon Emperor and the Lord of the Northern Desert take their husbands to the theater.
The first time had been a request from Shang Qinghua - Shen Qingqiu's presence included- and the demon lords had donned human disguises and accompanied them with no idea what they were getting themselves into.
Their human husbands had been perfectly composed and polite during the whole performance. The real show didn't start until they stopped to get some drinks after the showing.
"Alright you joyless curmudgeon, what did you think?" Shang Qinghua said.
Whereupon Shen Qingqiu unleashed an avalanche of expletive laced criticism directed at every aspect of the production before concluding. "It was fine I guess."
Then before either Demon Lord could recover Shen Qingqiu asked Shang Qinghua his thoughts.
Shang Qinghua's opinions are more forgiving but he does explain what he would have written- which is some of the raunchiest material either Demon has ever heard.
Shen Qingqiu then starts picking apart this hypothetical smutty version of the play and the pair of them keep going like that for hours.
It is the most entertaining thing Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun have ever seen. They both just sit in silence and watch their husbands' normal demeanors disappear as the two snipe at each other the whole night.
And when they finally get home both their husbands are eager to thank their husbands for the trip... Which is a bonus.
Heartfelt activity for married couples; gossiping
these bitchass shizun will be like “i don’t have a favorite” and then turn up the next day married to your shidi 🙄🙄🙄
Chu wanning is THE character ever. He's powerful, talented, and righteous. He seems perfect and put together. He's a hot mess. An absolute wreck. His room looks like a hurricane touched down in it. He regularly falls off his bed. He makes robots. He's a hazard in the kitchen aside from exactly one (1) dish. He has a resting bitch face but honestly is just socially anxious. His only friends are his students, his boss, and a little gremlin dragon he made (which can grow in size. And he can ride it. He rides a fucking dragon). He's gay. His taste in women is "female. alive." He has a terrible sugar addiction. He can drink you under the table several times over. He has sexy dreams about getting absolutely railed into next week by his beloved. He wants to be held gently and be called beautiful. He knows next to nothing abt sex. He stuck a candlestick up his ass. He once tried to remove his spiritual core by carving it out of his chest with a sword. He dragged his beloved up 3799 stairs while on the verge of death. He was carved from a block of magic wood. He traveled through time and space, creating an entirely new timeline to change both his own and his beloved's fates. He split apart his soul and shoved half of it into his beloved. He ran away when his beloved confessed to him. He's afraid of heights. He cannot handle anything even remotely spicy. He dies. He comes back to life after 5 years. He gambles. He's a man of the people. He won't hesitate to cut a bitch. Children are terrified of him. What else.
why do some shen jiu fans love to fuck themselves over by constantly trying to see their fav as a poor hapless victim. youre taking all the fun out of him my brother in christ
if you hate everything about whatever you read that you feel compelled to constantly try to "fix it" by reversing all of the character dynamics, killing all of the main characters off and changing the entire plot, shitting on the author the entire time, maybe you should try reading something else. watching a new show or something. i promise you'll find something more to your taste, you don't need to shackle yourself to something you obviously heavily dislike
For someone so big Binghe sure knows how to make himself look small
they're this 🤏 big
SHIZUN....♡♡♡
Been Bingqiu pilled lately
Did we just travel to someone’s low grade fanfic? Me and Mobei Jun? Together?! You’re joking, right?
RE: SY transmigrates into one of Bingge's wives but then gets exorcised.
Bingge: Wife! I'm so glad to see you again! What's your name by the way?
SY, in new plant body: Shen Yuan. And how'd you recognize me? Also we were never actually married.
Bingge: This humble Binghe will take responsibility.
SY: You don't need to do that-
Bingge: No I'm gonna.