tell us what happened lad

i am always sleepy

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[not-close-to-straight]

“Right behind the fucking floppity”

You guys I am WHEEZING

he is so offended this entire video 😂😂

[spectralcreep]

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

[itsloriel]

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

[memorycycle]

me: stop starinf at me your making me nervous *blush* *ghiggle*

stapler on my desk: *unmoving*

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

[retrogamingblog2]

[chillywillow1]

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

[disturbingly]

[sungmaugnroeuh]

[toothwormfactory]

[glisteringlord]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

[theyslashthem]

Can't just leave that shit in the tags

[mrhealyourgirl]

....

[flipchild]

popplio get out of there you scamp

[awesomehoggirl]

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me

[shesarainbeaux-deactivated20221]

(casually hinting that i would like some flirty validation) so whom here is haunted by visions of me

[midiport]

[lillie-garden]

all writhe for the honorable judge Worm