All systems Go.

Beatriz. [24]. California [Bay Area]Post-grad. Social worker. Trying to survive adulthood with an armful of cats and a heartful of sarcasm.

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

nothing makes you, as a pet owner, feel more like an asshole than having to give your cat medicine

there’s no good way to do it. theres no winning. you put the drops in your cat’s ear or smear flea stuff on their neck or give them a pill and you ALWAYS come out of it being the asshole. sorry that i love you, wallace! i want you to not be filled with parasites! please endure my curing slime!

[obviousplant]

[izombieyou]

totally necessary

[kryptonians]

@lady-fett

[lady-fett]

I love them…..so much

[theinturnetexplorer]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

This professor gets extra credit.

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[gahhhdamn]

how I stay sane

[thebelchers]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[zoezoloft-deactivated20171029]

Lmao damn wow

[anyaithesaiyan]

Yaaaaaaas

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

Stay in your lane and mind yo business

[lady-feral]

Clothes that are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry: welcome to THE CHAIR.

[pondnaravit]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[crunchy-boogies]

Even better

[kirstengillibrand]

#AHCA

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or gregarious or even were in quite a good mood and had literally no idea you were even coming across as aloof or unpleasant 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[adeles]

[aestatemagazine]