sailorjade521

I close my eyes and feel myself fly a thousand miles away

[frootlooppoptarts]

hey gays are we prepared for teenage sex and death at camp miasma

[gimmekees]

Whenever i read about Hayden crashing out about Shane Dating Ilya i think of this.

[sailorjade521]

Can someone please tell me if the Twitter rumors about Julio Macias taking over as the plague instead of Chris Fulton is true or possible? Because while I am 100 percent against philoise I do think it will be hilarious to see the crash out of plant children not getting their plant daddy that they want.

[starlight-girl-is-happy]

The Silver Crystal 💎 (Lotus Ver.)

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[loveridden1999]

exactly

[lyingrabbit81]

What if I hypothetically wrote a fic where they are not outed because some hollanov fan sees the post before anyone else and get the post taken down with the help of other hollanovs?

[natashaa08]

Brad would be sniped by a Hollanov. “Yes I want my RPF ship but ethically!”

[i-like-frenchfries]

If you look up the term Red Herring in Merriam-Webster there's a picture of 3 read heads.

Two are from the ACOTAR universe and their names are Gwyn and Lucien. Two people commonly confused for peak "mate behavior" in the series.

The last ones actual name is Red Herring, he's from the Pup Named Scooby Doo universe and Fred constantly thinks he's the villain in literally every episode.

[sailorjade521]

[miawasthere]

my hate for donald trump will always be stronger than my self hatred

[thecatboyknight-offical]

and I will reblog it whenever it creeps on my page

[femjunosteel]

i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

[sailorjade521]

I think Mr. Darcy and Emma before character development in their respective books would get along so well.

[sailorjade521]

Since the show focused a lot on Conrad's anxiety and eldest child complex and learning to actually verbalize his feelings to others, can the movie show us healthy Belly letting go of her insecurities and liking herself.

[ellisonwongparty]

what makes me laugh about the shane/ilya/svetlana love triangle is that from shane's end shane is like. :( gosh svetlana is so gorgeous and she's russian and she knows ilya's family and they have so much history and she makes ilya laugh..... how can i ever compare.

and then from svetlana's end it's like. if i end up as ilya rozanov's wag i will have actually hit rock bottom. anytime i close my eyes and imagine the worst version of myself, i see myself endgame hetero married to ilya rozanov. imagine being a rozanova. haha. holy shit. could never be me. if ten years down the line i am in a monogamous marriage with ilya rozanov it means i have completely given up on my life. everytime i try to picture us raising kids together i always see us in the house irina died in. no thanks. nooo thanks. I am good. i am good. he gives good dick though. but shane can have him.

[shipsa-hoy]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

one of the greatest commissions I've ever gotten

[persephatta-crescent]

Mr Darcy: So I have learned from Elizabeth that Jane is in fact in love with you.

Mr Bingley: Oh my gosh, that's wonderful! When did Elizabeth tell you this?

Mr Darcy: When I proposed to her.

Mr Bingley: ...

Mr Darcy: ...

Mr Bingley: You proposed to the sister of the woman you said I shouldn't marry because of her family's unsuitability?

Mr Darcy: If it helps... she said no

Mr Bingley: *tackling him to the floor*

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[blues-valentine]

Why are Bellyjere’s saying that Belly was still wearing the ring? Was she?

Because they’re delusional and Jenny Han literally confirmed she was not. They need to take the L.

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