Im Always Up For A Nap

[dennys]

#1 tip to be the most popular kid in school

fill your backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them to new friends

[chromaticabrasions]

If someone pulled a pancake out of their backpack and gave it to me they would instantly be my best friend

[dennys]

ikr

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[cosed]

[rolls past on a skateboard] LETS GO LESBIANS!!!!!!!! LETS GO

[tons and tons of all types of frogs and toads follow behind me]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[tamper]

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[elanorpam]

i made the mistake of reading yours

[oldaccountidontus3]

Ghostbusters?

Taking over!

I’m virgin!

[thnksfrthvenm]

Visit Original Link

ok but listen to this 

[hesitantbaelien]

I REBLOGGED WITHOUT LISTENING TO IT BC I’M TRASH

[vendettafrank]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK

[mychemicalmidnight]

tHis is sEx for tHe eArs

[lab0rat0ry-deactivated20240923]

I DIED AND WENT TO THE FUCKINH GATES OF HEAVEN

[pauly-lane]

HELPM E BRE ATHE?

[sailorkatie207]

h E L P HOW DOES ONE OXEGEN

[euphanisms]

reasons you watch dan & phil

you’re a disaster gay (relatable content)

you play video games (?)

you’re a hopeless romantic

[punchmedanny]

you enjoy being tortured (uploads? what uploads?)

[memeterprise-deactivated2014112]

[lewisislost]

[scrlett-deactivated20180530]

This is ….so true?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[uranusign]

I literally had the exact same pillow pet I hate this

[deactivated-blog]

[throwbackblr]

[childhoodruiner]

[i-am-the-life-of-the-party]

i love brendon urie so much

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If two redheads had a kid the child would be ginger bred

[stir-of-echoes]

I was busy having sex with women

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar