vicki

idc how much sage you burn i’m gonna be back / she/they / 23

[willowings]

you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid

[sailorvickie]

at the function reading a reddit thread on how to stop maladaptive daydreaming

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[greeniery]

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

[greeniery]

you’re the only one who understands me

[cipher-fresh]

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[kuruk]

I love subjects and topics

[kuruk]

help why are you so mad

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[ow-my-skin]

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[striders]

wish i could call in bitchy to work

[striders]

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

[neometalpussy]

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[cparti-mkiki]

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

Do you think that threatening suicide to an employer in a job interview would help me get the job?

they make you the ceo of bpd for that I think

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

can someone find me media with a ship dynamic where the girl is a cruise ship and the boy is a