This is not about being arrested!
This is about, the officer asks you, âWhen you were at school on Friday, did you see anything unusual?â
This is about, the police knock on your door and say âweâve heard reports of problems in the neighborhood; do you know anything about them?â
This is about, the police show you someoneâs photo and say, âhave you seen this person?â
This is about, the police say âyouâre not under arrest; we just want to ask some questions. Tell me about your normal workday.â
All the advice applies DOUBLE if youâre under arrest. In that case, say NOTHING without talking to your lawyer.
But this advice is for âyou havenât been arrested and the police are just asking for âhelpâ and theyâre fishing for info.â
Donât give them info. You donât remember the details. Youâre not sure what happened. You donât think you know that guy but maybe he looks familiar but you donât know for sure; thereâs a lot of people around here that look familiar. You didnât notice. You donât think you were there but you arenât certain. You werenât paying attention and you just want to get on with your day; can I go now officer?
And thatâs if you feel like you have to answer them at all. If theyâre not specifically asking you, donât volunteer anything. ANYTHING. Not even to correct someone else who is botching whatever theyâre saying.
There is NOTHING the police can offer you that makes it worth talking to them. They can promise you immunity from prosecution⊠but they wonât promise the same to your family or your friends. And they are very, very good at sounding like theyâre promising something when theyâre not. And they are legally allowed to lie to you: They can also say, âyour friend told me you were in the roomâ when they didnât, when they havenât even talked to your friends.
Repeat: They are allowed to lie to you. But you lying to them is a crime. So donât lie. Just dodge: Youâre not sure, you donât remember, you havenât noticed. You canât be certain, and you wouldnât want to mislead them, so youâre very sorry but you canât answer.
If youâre in a situation where you need to make a deal with a cop⊠get it in writing and signed by a judge or itâs vaporware.
But mostly: Donât talk to cops. About anything. Ever.