✨intro post last majorly updated JUNE 4 2026. Happy Pride.
✨I am an older-than-13 M I N O R ! if your blog is minors DNI, PLEASE don't follow me!
REAL QUICK PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME TO THOSE CHAINMAIL PINTEREST TAG GAMES. I love my mutuals dearly but having a million tag games in my drafts feels like overdue homework. I'm so sorry 😔
Send asks all you want though! Anyways.
You can call me jules/julian/julius/juicebox/juice/Saint/Jam, sorta anything in that region. Juicebox is my YouTube handle. More information under the cut.
PRNS: He/him! They/them! It/its! Any Neos you think would be Cool!
LABELS: genderfaun, ace-spec, omniromantic!
Idiomas que hablo y/o leo: English (native), español (conversational; soy mitad Colombiano), en een klein bitje Nederland.
Me encanta (sin las bandas) :D : making/seeing art, playing various instruments, singing, culinary/pastry, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Severance, House M.D., undertale, deltarune, hollow knight, musical theatre, my friends (moots included!!!), Jesus H. Christ (like, the guy. I'm Christian), Welcome to Night Vale, Danganronpa, aquatic organisms (especially shrimp, enough to write an essay on them) Good Omens, Dr. Who, local gigs, a Good Beverage, and really wide pants with really big pockets
Me gusta :3 : Omori, psychology, photography, Sherlock Holmes, Mob Psycho 100, Fire Force, Gravity Falls, Beavis and Butthead, Gris, Love Nikki, Camp Here And There, various horror pieces (always open to suggestions), Steven Universe, Smiling Friends, Morel Orel, Midnight Gospel, the Adventure Time franchise, my ninja creami machine, Arrested Development, homestuck, nutrition science, and non-aquatic organisms
Me desagrada :( : the far right and their politics, pro/darkshippers, incest, broad queerphobia and transandrophobia, antifurs, ableism/saneism/ageism, fatphobia, EDtumblr, having to clean up after my family, lying, My Hero Academia, being unemployed, being overlooked and overused by people I thought I loved, overly gratuitous sexual situations, language, and media, including Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (I'll tolerate people who like it, just don't like it myself)
Cosas que hago: previously mentioned art, I write songs/poetry, cook, play keys at my church, dress up, etc etc. I love hobbies, but school keeps me away from them
Musica que escucho actualmente (always up for recs): Will Wood (tapeworms included), My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Stargazy Pie, Ricky Jamaraz, Dazey and the Scouts, Bear Ghost, Homestyle Dinner Rolls, Gezebelle Gaburgably, Mitski, Eidola, The Strokes, Weezer, The Beatles, Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service, Jack White (and sides), Elio Mei, Green Day, Weatherday, Andrew Gifford, All Friends Here, Arctic Monkeys, Motionless in White, Ice Nine Kills, and Assorted Vocaloids and things under that umbrella. This is not a ranked list, mind you, but will wood is really high up there
Musicals que me disfruta: Cabaret, Ride the Cyclone, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Goodbye Despair Musical, The Book of Mormon, Next To Normal, Beetlejuice, Back To the Future, The Trail To Oregon, Rocky Horror Show, Little Shop of Horrors, and Falsettos
My take on religion: personally, I am non-denom Christian, I'm not really on board with the Trinity, and will not push my beliefs onto you. I love you and respect you no matter who or what you choose to or choose not to worship <3. In times of need or distress, I will offer prayers and a listening ear unless told otherwise. I have read the Bible cover to cover, but don't remember much from the book of Numbers.
My most cherished buddies (most likely irl friends):
-🍋🌟
-🦔🎷
-🪷✨
-🪲🧃
-💙💫
-🐀🌕
-🔥❄️
-👁️💚
-🖤🪦
-🕷️🗡️
-🦋🍁
-🌙🦝
The "saintjamboni" tag has to do with my life and goings on, for example stuff that I'm currently doing (obsessing over shrimp, pining, whining, etc) and general yapping. Follow if you'd like unnecessarily-academically-written text posts.
i would have to say oatmeal, sire. my deepest gratitude for this inquiry, for it was an honor upon my family to be contacted by nobility such as yourself
No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.
in the woods amongst my coven, 48 all in total, linking hands deep in concentration. our collective will united on our task of great importance for what feels like days but in reality scarce but a few minutes. in the centre of us lays a single slice of toast cooked to perfection
Also my local HMart has seemingly stopped carrying the MOST GOATED SNACK probably ever (Cheetos could never), cheese-dusted tempura shrimp heads, which is a bit devastating but I've got other shit to think about right now
Today's special adventurous item from H-Mart is Hóngfǔrǔ (紅腐乳), or Red Fermented Bean Curd!
it's kind of like if cream cheese, miso, and wine vinegar all fused together, steven-universe-style. Apparently it's fermented with rice and mold (monascus purpureus), as are all good things. It is so funky! so implacable! so bold! and so insanely red?
I kid you not, it looks and tastes a little like salty blood in the best way possible. It's a revenge-era Gerard Way eyeshadow hue, dangit!
Also, it's a condiment that goes a really long way in small quantities, and I just ate like two cubes so maybe that was a bad choice but I thought it was a tofu situation
it's nothing I've ever had before, yet so familiar! I highly recommend!
Should I draw Eleanor "Aurie" Joanne McLaney 😍 or should I try to draw Charlotte even though I regret how I designed her but can't remember how to draw her earlier version
