Peter Solarz
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Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
@theartofmadeline
todays bird
cherry valley forever
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NASA
almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
roma★
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@ragingmasochist
quick summary of what happened to my ocs in the Sims 4 today
I look away for ONE SECOND and two of them are beating the shit out of each other for no reason ✌️
and then a burglar broke into and one of my ocs beat the shit out of the burglar
and then there were gays
very interesting day
YIPPPEE WHUMP!!!!!!!!! eating them
I wish i had a friend named jesus that would justbe awesome
Man i have awesome news for you
I think developmental coordination disorder is one of tthe best things a whumpee who has to do a lot of running and climbing to escape a whumper can have
tyvm @tryskomys for the tag (:
add a song for each letter of your username and tag as many people as there are letters
m - milk and honey by nick drake
o - only people by john lennon
s - suspended in gaffa by kate bush
s - sound and vision by david bowie
d - dreams by the cranberries
e - everyday people by sly & the family stone
m - money by pink floyd
o - out in the street by the who
@vosshgrey @mylonghairedladyy @heliosophyyy @ericidle @univer-salll @piranesies @saints-diary @marnigritaz
ty for the tag @midnightmoonstarss! this is kind of an eclectic list but:
s - stop this flame by celeste
i - if u need it by sammy virji
m - my type by saint motel
p - pretender by official hige dandism
l - love me jeje by tems
y - you shook me all night long by ac/dc
f - favorite record by the lift
i - it’s been a long, long time by kitty kallen, harry james
a - all i need by loyle carner
n - NO HALO by brockhampton
e - ella by alvaro soler
l - lose my mind by doja cat, don toliver
l - liebestraum no. 3 by franz liszt
a - all my love by noah kahan
@rosetea11 @acebirdofprey @fryingthepans @mistofthevalley @petrifiedlark + anyone else who wants to join!
TY for the tag @simplyfianella! This looks like fun.
A - Abracadabra by Lady Gaga
C - Chariot by Westlife (It is amazing 10/10)
E - Elizabeth Taylor by Taylor Swift
B - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
I - I don’t fell like dancing by Scissor Sisters
R - Rock DJ by Robbie Williams
D - Does Your Mother Know by ABBA
O - Opalite by Taylor Swift
F - For Good From Wicked (Broadway)
P - Picasso by Bradley Simpson
R - Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush
E - Everybody Get Up by Five
Y - YMCA by Village People
@adventuresofanotsoteenagewitch, @kitteyrenlover + Anyone who wants to!
Stealing this (:
This is mostly Sleep Token propaganda
A- Ascensionism by Sleep Token
P- Past Self by Sleep Token
O- One Way by Twenty-One Pilots
L- Like That by Sleep Token
O- Ophelia by The Lumineers
G- Gethsemane by Sleep Token
-Also Give by Sleep Token
-Also Gods by Sleep Token
I- Infinite Baths by Sleep Token
E- Emergence by Sleep Token
S- Sugar by Sleep Token
F- Fall For Me by Sleep Token
-Also Found Heaven by Conan Gray
-Also Fields of Elation by Sleep Token
-Also FOXCRY by Rabbitology
O- Obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo
R- Rain by Sleep Token
T- Take Me Back To Eden by Sleep Token
H- High Water by Sleep Token
E- Even in Arcadia by Sleep Token
C- Caramel by Sleep Token
R- Ribs by Lorde
E- Euclid by Sleep Token
A- Atlantic by Sleep Token
-Also Alkaline by Sleep Token
T- The Dog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine
U- Unknown / Nth by Hozier
R- R U Mine? by Arctic Monkeys
E- Exeunt by The Oh Hellos
S- Sugar by Sleep Token
Hey guess what artist I’ve been listening to lately. . .
@quanta-44 @nocturne-va @razzcore @ragingmasochist @astroo-osamuu @rainbowram042 @verstalpha @zoomingspark888 + Open!!!
R- robot boy- linkin park
A- amnestics administered- suicidal grandma (ignore the fact qe havent released a single album yet im still gonna advertise my band
G- get geeked- ski mask the slump god
I- iridescent- linkin park
N- nurbürbåtizé! (i think thats how you spell it?)- a verbal equinox
G- Gdzie Jest Baily Węgorz (Zejście)- cypis
M- Marsha, thankk you for the dialectics, but i need you to leave- will wood
A- Anne Frank Army, Part II- Moscow death brigade
S- Strabger Things- Extended- Kyle Dixon and Micheal Stein
O- Overflow- linkin park
C- Catch Me Outside- Ski Mask The Slump God(fucking love that song)
H- Hands Held High- Linkin Park
I- Is There Cheese- Will Wood
S- Shout- Tears for fears
T- The Black Box Warrior Vs. The Pants- Will Wood
Dni banners are so fun like. Hannibal Lecter says dni. Tinky-Winky, La-La and Po guard my blog (NOT Dipsy). My irl caregiver will break into your house if you cross my boundaries. Jesus Christ of Nazareth protects this blog. Lucifer from the Bible protects this blog. Springtrap, Ambessa, Bluey, and Spencer Reid say sfw interaction only. This kiddo protects their own blog and is not against beating people with sticks. An ancient curse protects this blog from dni breakers, consider your next actions carefully. The Nokia 3650 says stop adding nsfw to my posts. Like i gotta get myself one of these
@khonsy-bee <3
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
@ragingmasochist
I wish i had a friend named jesus that would justbe awesome
my current comic collection (rat for scale)
almost all of these are Hellblazer
...my beautiful rat John proceeded to shit on all my comics right after i took this picture
JOHN!!!
Do the NYC rats ever engage in transsexualism?
Was there a rat stonewall? Rat drag shows in the 80s? Rat pride? Rat ACT UP? Rat brooklyn gay bars?
the inevitable conclusion
So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”.
oh. twenty sixteen you say.
im sorry but 2016 was literally the best year
man what does it say about now that were all going "2026 will be the new 2016" as a statement of pure hope
hi I accidentally followed and unfollowed you like 14 times my tumblr kinda tweaked I just meant to press the follow button once but it went crazy (crazy? I was crazy once.) so uh yeah sorry about that just wanted to clarify in case you’re like “who’s this guy”
also I like your rat John he’s very silly and whimsical
don't worry i only got one notification lol
here's some more pictures of John and my other rat Socrates <3
SOCRATES??!!?!??!
req'd by @fingerstealer
beloved hero or scourge of the city?
text: The Ratman
That's it, Chap. Put that monocle and top-hat on. You don't need to think anymore, you're a proper Gentlemanly Chap now. Yes, drink your tea.. Now get in the fantastical steampunk flying machine..
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#chap fetish #forcechap #gentleman k1nk #gentleman nsft #forcesteam #not bluey #nsft chap
I see an animol I name it
Guess who’s reblogging turble again
Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3
reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
(Source)
I always need this on my blog.
I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.
Yes
Happy Ten Years to the Bad Burrito Post
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
ALWAYS REBLOG THE BURRITO RANT
spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy
