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I'm working on it

[johnnycrass]

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[wolflinkpandagirl3]

you have IBS.

[fairycosmos]

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[greelin]

taking sleeping meds then not sleeping really will have you like this

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[anarchistmemedistro]

[carmelcup2]

[godlessondheimite]

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

[playwrongs]

[godlessondheimite]

thank you…i should have known it was him

[ozempicofficial]

[stuckinapril]

[stargirldotcom]

- wish i could do nothing with you

willing and able- noah kahan/ option on a poll from @stargirldotcom/ frog and toad/ @death-born-aphrodite/ our last night- better than ezra/ @stargirldotcom/ everything, everywhere, all at once/ @death-born-aphrodite/ calvin and hobbes

[leavesofgas]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Never talk to me or my son who is visibly liberal ever again.

[ichbringmichum1]

[sailforalittle]

tony award winning lil' freak

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too