hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.
pairings: oscar piastri x sainz!reader, carlos sainz x sister!reader (platonic)
summary: oscar jack piastri is your teammate, and you hate his guts and he hates yours, that’s just how it’s always going to be… right?
warnings: swearing, drinking, crying, kissing
faceclaim: jenna ortega, girls on pinterest
word count: 3.5K +
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2022 season!
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oscarpiastri so glad to announce that i’ll be racing in formula 1 with mclaren for the 2023 season
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mclaren glad to have you with us
user1 new rookie!!!
user2 i just know yn is MAD right now
➳ ynsainz i am *this comment is no longer available*
➳ user3 did anyone see yns deleted comment?
landonorris welcome to mclaren mate!
user4 kinda wanted him in alpine cause this means Danny ric won’t be in mclaren anymore 😭😭
ynsainz congratulations piastri
➳ user5 i just know prema’s pr team made her comment that
➳ user6 girl don’t act, we all know you hate him
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To say that you were furious would be an understatement. God did you hate Oscar Jack Piastri. You had really thought that this would be the season you would finally be going to Formula One, but Oscar kept pushing you off track and winning the races and now he had the Formula One seat, while you were still stuck at Prema. On the bright side you wouldn’t have to be his teammate anymore. Yeah this was definitely one of your worst days.
“Are you okay?” A voice asked.
“Why wouldn’t I be Leclerc?” You replied as Arthur, one of your closest friends sat down next to you.
“Because you hate Oscar and he has an F1 seat and well, you don’t..” he says.
You sigh, “Just means I have to get better, so I guess it is what it is”. You were trying to hide how hurt you were, but Arthur knew better, he didn’t say anything because he knew you would want space, so he left you sitting in your driver’s room.
A minute after he left you got up, locked the door and turned your back against it. The fight was finally lost and tears started streaming down your eyes, sobs wracking your body. You slid down the door to the floor, still crying. You hated this feeling of helplessness and failure.You felt like you weren’t good enough even though you were giving it your all and it just hurt.
You sat there on the floor of your driver room, crying your heart out. You knew you needed to be better to get into F1, and you would be. You decided then and there that the day you became a Formula One driver, the first thing you would do was push Oscar Piastri’s car off track.
You pulled from your vengeful thoughts when your phone rang. The caller ID told you that it was your brother Carlos. You supposed he’d seen the Oscar news and was calling to check in on you.
“How are you hermana menor?” He asked you.
“I’m fine” you said, but the hurt in your voice was evident.
“Mhm, and you’re totally okay that that Oscar kid is racing for McLaren next year” Carlos says flatly.
You sniffle, “Si, totalmente bien. Why would I let something like this affect me. He’s an idiot and at least I don’t have to be his teammate anymore”.
“Fine I believe you.. Want me to push him off track?” He asks you, like a good big brother should.
“Yea please” you reply, a smile forming on you face already.
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australia 2024!
The 2023 F2 season had been an absolute blast for you. Life without that little Australian Pastry was really good. Sure there were bad parts, like losing Arthur as your teammate, but the two of you had made your peace with it.
The worst thing about your life right now though was your big secret, that you had a seat in Formula One, that you would be driving with Mercedes from 2025 to 2029. It was something that you should have been static to tell your family about, but you weren’t, because Carlos didn’t have a seat next year, and telling him that you, a rookie had been signed to a top team would be like rubbing salt in the wound, so you kept quiet. In fact the news of Carlos’ unemployment had come in just the day after you signed the contract, so you had asked Toto to not make a public statement as if yet.
Today was the Australian GP and you were attending it with your family. This also just happened to be Oscar’s home race. Now, you weren’t an evil person, but you really wished that he would DNF or have someone crash into him like he had done to you during your home race, and you knew for a fact that it wasn’t a mistake.
“Carlos Sainz is the winner of the Australian Grand Prix” the voice came over the PA and you cheered. Oscar had managed to make an enemy out of Carlos too somehow, so him winning Oscar’s home race was just gold. The smile on your brother’s face was so big, that it broke your heart that he didn’t have a team for next year yet.
You knew that if you went partying with the F1 drivers, Lando would get you stupid drunk and you would probably spill the beans about your contract. So now you were sitting at some random local bar, drowning your sorrows in liquor, not the most healthiest thing to do, but hey a girl gotta do what she gotta do.
“A gin and tonic for me please” says a guy who sits down next you at the counter. You stare at him a little and think he looks familiar. He turns to looks at you and there he was, Oscar fucking Piastri in all his glory.
He raises an eyebrow at you, “Shouldn’t you be out celebrating with Carlos and Lando or something?”.
“Shouldn’t you be home crying like a prissy?” You snap back, downing your drink.
He raises his hands up in surrender, “Jeez Sainz, I was just asking”.
You roll your eyes, “ Well you don’t need to pretend to like me Piastri, we’re not teammates anymore remember?”.
“Not my fault I was better than you”
“God am I gonna have fun pushing you off track next year” you mumble, but he hears you just fine. Damn him and his stupid good hearing.
“What do you mean.. you got an F1 seat?” He asks, astonished.
“Why are you so surprised? Didn’t think I could make it?” You ask him.
He shakes his head, “No I’m just surprised that Carlos doesn’t have a seat but a rookie does”.
“You didn’t have to bring that up.. ugh I hate you” you groan.
“Okay okay fine, sorry I guess… what team are you racing with?” He asks, and you’re a little surprised that he apologised to you.
You take a deep breath before telling him, “Mercedes”, and man does it feel good to get that off your chest. You don’t wait for his reaction, instead place some cash on the counter and leave.
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may 2024!
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ynsainz i’m beyond excited to announce that I have signed a contract with Mercedes and will be racing with them in Formula One from 2025 ( next year’s teammate is so meme material )
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mercedesamgf1 looking forward to having you with us yn
➳ ynsainz beyond happy to be with you
user1 YN TO F1 OMGGG
user2 there goes Carlos’ seat ig
➳ user3 that was such an unnecessary statement
georgerussell63 you’re not even my teammate yet and you’re already bullying me
➳ arthur_leclerc you’ll get used to it eventually
➳ ynsainz i’m a very amazing person to have around
user4 did NOT expect this, but it’s interesting ig
user5 MY FAVE!!
carlossainz55 so proud of you hermana
➳ ynsainz 🥹
landonorris my fave on grid!!
➳ carlossainz55 i though i was your favourite
user6 can’t believe she’s replacing THE Lewis hamilton
➳ user7 she can be world champion in her rookie year i say (I’m delusional but whatever)
oscarpiastri looking forward to next year i guess?
➳ user8 Ariana what are you doing here?
➳ user9 don’t y’all like hate each other?
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“So this is how we find out, niña? Through an instagram post?” your father asks you, as you sit on the living room couch. You hadn’t told them about your contract before making the post, you just couldn’t look them in the eye and say it, so you just decided to let social media do it’s job for you. Now you were living the consequences of your actions.
“lo lamento” you mumble, your head still bent down, staring at the floor instead of your father. You knew that it wasn’t your fault the Carlos lost his seat, but you felt guilty either way, and all the tweets online about how you stole his seat weren’t helping either.
You father side down beside you, with Carlos on the other side and you in the middle. This was the conversation you had dreaded for a while, so here it goes.
You dad then asked, “Why are you sorry? You got an amazing job cariño, you should’ve told us”. There’s a hint of sadness in his voice.
“I signed the contract the same day Ferrari announced Hamilton’s move…” you reply, a uncertainty in your voice.
“You waited that long to tell us?” Carlos asks, and you nod. “Why?”
You take a deep breath, “I didn’t want to hurt your feelings…”
“Hurt my feelings..? What are you talking about?” Carlos says, confused.
“Ferrari had just reckoned you out of a job and I didn’t want to rub salt in your wound” you tell him.
He chuckles and pulls you into a hug, “You thought I would be mad? Are you crazy, I would’ve been happy much sooner. At least there will be one Sainz on the track”.
“Thank you” you say as you practically cry.
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monaco 2024!
The race had gone amazingly well, and this time you were in a celebratory mood, so you were at Jimmyz’ with Arthur, Carlos, Lando and the other drivers that had decided to join. You were sat in a booth next to Arthur to whom you were talking about your Mercedes contract and the drama behind it. Time was passing way too quickly, or you were drinking too fast, because your drink was already over.
“I can get you another one” Arthur says as he see you draining the very last drops of your drink.
“Yes please, thank you” you say, and he gets up to get you another glass. You rested your face in your hands, waiting for him to get back. Then you felt someone sit down on the sofa, so you turned to ask, “Back so soon, Art- you’re not Arthur”.
It was, your least favourite person, Oscar Piastri, yet again, looking smug as ever after winning. “Why are you always so sad and lonely in bars post race? It is like a masochism thing or something?” he asks, eyeing you.
“I’m neither sad, nor lonely. Arthur just went to get me another drink… Shouldn’t you be celebrating P2 or something?” you reply, a bit more aggressively then required.
“Why would I celebrate something that’s not P1” Oscar says, and you rolls your eyes at his attitude. Every time you spoke to him you remembered why you hated his guts.
“Dios eres un pedazo de mierda” you mumble under your breath.
“Can you ever do something but insult me?” he asks you.
“Can you do something but get on my nerves?” you shoot back, and this time he rolls his eyes at you.
“Why is it that whenever we talk, we’re always in a bar?” he asks you, changing the subject.
“Because I can only tolerate your stupidity when I’m drunk” you tell him with scoff.
Before he could get in another word, Arthur came back with your drink, and you thanked god when he did, because he made Oscar go away, and you were at peace, sitting next to your best friend.
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2025 season!
ynsainz has posted!
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ynsainz first race of the my rookie season and i won? literally crying tears of joy right now
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mercedesamgf1 were very proud of you
➳ ynsainz i love y’all
user1 QUEEN
user2 she can be world champion i say!!
carlossainz55 so proud of you hermanita
➳ ynsainz 🥹🥹
arthur_leclerc THAT’S MY BESTIE
➳ ynsainz 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
user3 okay wow that’s talent right there
user4 now i understand why she was pissed when oscar got into f1 before she did
landonorris they grow up so fast (but seriously congratulations)
➳ ynsainz dude you’re like a year older to me tf (tyyy 🥹)
user5 MOMMY SAINZ
user6 oscar in the likes 👀👀
➳ user7 the fact that he doesn’t even follow her but likes her posts.. it’s giving lestappen
charles_leclerc congratulations yn
➳ ynsainz thanks Charlie
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suzuka 2025!
Your spirits were high, you’d won the first even F1 race that you’d driven in. Mercedes was happy to have you, your skills were what could make them a contender for constructor’s championship. Basically you were happy, the team was happy and well, what’s better than that.
The Chinese GP had not gone as well for you as you had only gotten P3 but you were looking forward to fixing it in Suzuka. This was one of the hardest tracks to drive in, especially for a rookie like you, so you were a little scared.
But you took a deep breath as you sat in your car, mentally readying yourself for the race, assuring yourself that you could do it, that you could get P1. You drove your car over to the starting point. You were starting P5 which was not that bad, but the drivers lined up in front of you were quite formidable, difficult to overtake. Those thoughts were pushed away from your mind when the lights turned green and didn’t waste a minute to rush your car ahead.
In the first lap you had overtaken Charles in his Ferrari and were now a steady P4. It stayed that way till lap 28, when the visibility became absolutely horrible due to the rain and the two cars in front of you collided into each other. You didn’t pay attention to that and instead decided to fight Verstappen for P1. By the next turn you were the new race leader. It was comfortable at the top till lap 46, when a Mclaren started fighting you for P1. The Mclaren put up a tough fight on till turn 10, when he was trying to overtake you, but lost control of the car, rammed into you and then crashed into the wall. The crash looked horrible, and you did your best to not pay attention to it, but you had to know.
“Whose Mclaren was that? Are they okay?” you asked your team, curiously.
“Piastri.. He’s injured, being rushed to the hospital right now” the answer came. Something in you stomach twisted. You were worried? Feeling bad? You didn’t understand, so you just drove till you finished the race and won it.
The team ran up to you, hugging you and cheering you on. You stood on the podium with your teammate, George and your friend Lando. The Spanish national anthem played and you stood in attention as the trophy was given to you. The celebrations were quick, yet you were drenched in champagne by the end of it.
Something nagged at you though, you wanted to know how Oscar was. His crash had looked pretty horrible, and he was in the hospital right now, so you felt like you should see how he was doing. Did you care about Oscar Piastri? Is this what it was? Just because you were worried about another human doesn’t mean you like them right? You were just being a decent person.. You didn’t actually care about Oscar.
Even as you thought that, it felt like a lie because you rushed through everything. You were one of the first people to leave the track, along with Lando. The two of you were going to the hospital to see Oscar.
“How come you care about what happens to Osc?” Lando asks, as you’re sitting in the passenger seat fidgeting with your necklace.
“I don’t” you tell him.
He raises an eyebrow at you, “Then why are you coming to the hospital, and why do you look so worried?”.
“I just want something bad to happen to another human, doesn’t mean I care” you say, chewing the inside of your cheek. He didn’t say anything further, and drove to the hospital in silence.
Oscar lay in bed, an IV in his arm to hydrate him. He had a concussion so he was being kept for observation overnight, otherwise he was fine, thankfully. You entered the room and he seemed to brighten up a little.
“I think my concussion is really bad, because there is no way that THE Yn Sainz has decided to grace me with her presence in my compromised state” Oscar said, dramatically, to which you rolled your eyes.
“She’s really here, mate,” Lando told him, trying not to laugh at his antics, “And she left her podium celebration party to be here” he adds in a whisper.
You walk towards his bed and come at a stop there, “So are you like, okay? Heard you were in pretty bad shape”.
“I’m fine now that you’re here” Oscar says with a smirk on his face.
“Oh my god how badly did you hurt your head to be flirting with me” you ask as your eyes widen in shock at his words.
“Just as bad as you hit yours to be worried about my well-being” he replies.
Lando leaves because he feels like this is something that should be kept private. The doctor comes in a few minutes to find you bickering with Oscar. “So I take it you’re here to stay with Mr. Piastri for the night as we asked him to call someone” the doctors says to you.
“I- what?” you ask confused.
“We need someone to stay with him overnight, hospital policy recommends that the patient have some support while recovering and I told Mr. Piastri to call someone, and I take it that’s you” the doctor clarifies.You reluctantly agree to stay with Oscar for the night, no one else was coming for him, so you felt kinda bad and dammit you cared.
“You don’t have to actually stay, you know” Oscar says, once the doctor leaves and you settle down in a chair next to his bed.
“I’m not cruel enough to leave an injured guy alone” you tell him.
He looks at you questioningly, “Says the same girl who broke my nose once”.
“We like fifteen back then, Piastri, and you were being an asshole”
“You always think I’m being an asshole,” he remarks.
“And I’m always right,” you smile at him. Your eyes meet and the two of you share a look. He props himself up on the bed, a wince leaving his lips as he does so. You get up and go towards him, “Don’t try to do that, you'll faint or something”.
“See Sainz, you do care” he says slyly.
“Can you just shut up”
“Make me”
At those words, without thinking or giving a single shit, you locked your lips with his trapping him in a kiss. His hands made their way to your hair, pulling you closer, deepening the kiss, and it was clear that he had been wanting to kiss you for a while as well. The two of you stayed like that for a while till you finally pulled away, panting and heaving.
“That must be a killer concussion to make me hallucinate this” Oscar said playfully, making you scoff.
“Oh it’s very real Piastri” you smile at him and that’s that. He falls asleep after a while as you’re on your phone, and then it hits you as to what you’ve done.
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texts between you and arthur!
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miami 2025!
The past two Grand Prixs had fine. You had gotten a P2 and P3 respectively and you were happy about it. The incident with Oscar was something you had blocked out of your mind, hell, you hadn’t even spoken to him since that day because you didn’t know what you would tell him exactly.
Oscar was far from fine. He wanted answers. You had kissed him then just walked away in the morning then not even been bothered to talk to him about it. He wasn’t even mad, he was just upset that you had left the way you did. He had tried talking to you in Sakhir and Jeddah but he didn’t get a chance to speak to you, so he had made up his mind to talk to you in Miami. May come hail or storm, he was going to have a conversation with you.
The Miami Grand Prix wasn’t the most exciting one for you, but nevertheless you were determined to win this one. You pushed aside all your thoughts about Oscar and got into your car, and readied yourself for the race. You had qualified fourth, and would have to climb up three positions in order to win, seemed easy enough to you.
In the first lap, you had already overtaken Lando and were now in third position. You had to now overtake Hamilton and Max, the toughest ones to overtake on the track, both being world champions. By lap twenty three you were second with an eight second gap between you and Max. Lap fifty came around and you were leading. You won, there was a huge smile on your face as you stood on the podium.
Tonight instead of celebrating in a club, the drivers had decided to have a small dinner party at a holiday house that you had rented out. There was a ton of booze, music and food. It was actually a pretty amazing party. Dinner was being served so you decided to go wash your hands. You left to go into the empty hallway. It barely registered in your head when you were pinned against the wall by two hands on your waist.
“What the fuck, YN” Oscar said, his hands leaving your waist as to not cause you discomfort.
“I should be the one asking that question, seeing as you're the one who pinned me against the wall” you reply.
Oscar inched closer to you, and then his lips were on yours and he kissed them hungrily, with a longing. Your hands found their way to his hair and you pulled him closer, melting into the kiss. The two of you stayed in intense lips for a few minutes till you had to pull away breathless.
“Why did you leave that day?” Oscar asks, panting.
“Because- because I was embarrassed” you tell him.
He raises an eyebrow, “Of what? Of kissing me? Was it that bad? Sure didn’t seem like it now”.
“No no, I just thought that, it was your meds that made you like that kiss, not actual feelings and you don’t even like me-” you say, but he cuts you off with words of his own.
“Don’t like you? YN I’ve been in love with you since the first day I saw you in F2, I just didn’t want to make it obvious..”
“So you’re telling me that all this time you pretended to hate me?”
“Yeah..” he replies.
“Estúpido” you mumble and pull him for another quick kiss. “So are you gonna ask me out now?”
He smiles, “YN Sainz, will you do me the honor of being my girlfriend?”.
You chuckle and nod your head, “It would be my pleasure”
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summer break !!
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ynsainz summer break with my one and only rival (i’m kidding, he’s my boyfie)
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oscarpiastri you’re so pretty 😍😍
➳ ynsainz 💋💋
user1 WHAT IS GOING OM IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
user2 best enemies to lovers ever tbh
landonorris so you two idiots finally got some sense into those thick skulls of yours
➳ ynsainz wdym
➳ landonorris the sexual tension between you two could be cut with a knife
user3 did not see the coming omg
user4 so who’s the wag
➳ user5 defo Oscar
arthur_leclerc smhw I was the first to know
prema_racing we would like to take some credit for this couple
➳ user6 thank you prema
user7 fav couple omg wtf
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oscarpiastri mi mujer bonita 🖤 best vacation with my best rival
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ynsainz 🥹🥹
➳ oscarpiastri ❤️❤️
user1 i actually cannot believe this omg
carlossainz55 if you hurt my sister I’ll make sure your car is nothing but a piece of scrap metal
➳ oscarpiastri i wasn’t planning on hurting her
➳ mclaren Oscar don’t hurt her, we don’t have the budget for that
➳ ynsainz Carlos he’s too nice, relax pls
user2 my parents actually
charles_leclerc does this make her my daughter in law?
summary: in which your favourite driver is actually falling for you
warning: age gap (10yrs), light kissing
a/n: my first fic :) pls give it attention. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE ELSE.. this isn’t my main account so replies will be from @countryclubchemtrails
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ynsainz so proud of both my brothers for getting a podium win!! I guess you dumbasses can actually drive
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carlossainz55 did you really have to call me a dumbass? (also thank you)
➸ ynsainz yes, but it’s out of love-
➸ carlossainz55 sure it was 🙄
➸ user1 poor carlos living the younger sibling life
user2 THE SUPERIOR SAINZ
landonorris you called me your brother 🥹
➸ ynsainz cuz you are and also my favourite
➸ carlossainz55 @/ynsainz why are you like this
➸ landonorris aww thanks yn
user3 alonso in the likes 👀
➸ user4 bro you’re grasping at nothings
charles_leclerc you didn’t post me
➸ ynsainz you didn’t get a podium, why would i?
➸ user5 she didn’t hold back lmao
➸ charles_leclerc i’m hurt
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that very day you got a text from Fernando on your insta and then by some miracle he got your number and texted you on WhatsApp
You had jut been asked out by THE FERNANDO ALONSO, to say that you were excited would be an understatement. At some point during your teenage years you had a big fat crush on him, but with time it had gone away. Now years later he’d had asked you out and you were going on a date with him, it felt very unreal.
The date evening had arrived and you were getting dressed in your best clothes, putting maximum effort into your appearance. It just had to be perfect. You took a deep breath as you started working on your make up.
“Who are you getting so dressed up for?” your brother asked as he barged into your room, while you applied lipgloss.
You finish applying the lipgloss before replying “That hermano menor is none of your business”. As you say this you walk out of your room and go down the stairs to wear your shoes.
“Oh come on, just me yn” Carlos says as you wear your shoes.
You roll your eyes at him and say, “You can see it on my insta story” and leave the house.
In front of you stands Fernando, leaning against his car. “You actually came” he says in disbelief.
“Of course I did!” You say and smile as he opens the car door for you.
“Well I’m glad you did hermosa, I have many things planned” he says, smirking at you.
“Can’t wait to see it”
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➤ carlossainz55 who is that man yn?
yn none of your business 🩷
➤ bffusername girl who? spill!!
yn FERNANDO ALONSO
➤ landonorris you’re on a date?!?!
yn unlike you I have rizz 😎
landonorris girl-
➤ fernandoalo_official you’re mine
ynsainz yes
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➤ danielericcardo I was not aware of your game
fernandoalo_official I have plenty of it
➤ ynsainz you’re too nice
fernandoalo_official only to you hermosa
➤ landonorris you’re on a date too? yns on a date to- omg
*you blocked landonorris*
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meanwhile on twitter
*a few weeks later*
“Nando, I want to soft launch you” you say as you lay wrapped up in his arms.
“Sure hermosa.. what is that?” He replies, placing a kiss on your lips.
You chuckle at his response and kiss him back. “Well basically I post faceless photos of us on Instagram and you do the same and we kind of let the fans suspect and speculate…” you tell him.
Fernando pulls you closer, “Anything you say hermosa”. The sentence makes you smile.
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ynsainz i needed someone older..
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carlossainz55 just tell me already please
➸ ynsainz figure it out
user1 guys what if that really is fernando..
➸ user2 like that twitter user was saying?
landonorris tell your man to unblock me
➸ user3 what do you know lando?
➸ carlossainz55 WHAT DO YOU KNOW LANDO
➸ landonorris @/carlossainz55 i’ve been sworn to secrecy
➸ ynsainz @/landonorris and if you wanna live you’ll keep your promise
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fernandoalo_official she needed me
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user1 YN SAINZ I SEE YOU
user4 YNNANDO IS REAL
carlossainz55 is that my sister?
➸ fernandoalo_official no comment
astonmartinracing are we going to see her in the garage soon?
a/n: i’m so unmotivated and have 10 wips so i decided not to pay any attention to them and write about oscar and interviewer!reader. this has got nothing to do with the requests, i’m just really good at procrastinating.
cw/tw: god i hope people like this as much as p1 - it’s kind of short but p3 will be done by next week 💗
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could you write something about oscar and his broken rib? maybe how you imagine how it happend, him going to the hospital to check it out, y/n taking care of him and being worried, him insisting to race,…
hope that helps with inspiration. you don‘t have to write everything from above just what you like
fortune in misfortune | oscar piastri
pairing: oscar piastri x gf!reader. note: i still can’t believe that he raced (AND WON???) with a broken rib so this was definitely fun to write. thank you for requesting it!! <3
you’re sitting on the couch, legs draped over oscar’s lap, when you notice him wince. it’s subtle, just a tiny flinch, but you catch it. you pull your eyes away from the movie and look at him, raising an eyebrow. "what’s wrong?"
oscar tries to shrug it off, offering a half-hearted smile. “nothing, just a little sore from training.”
you narrow your eyes, not convinced. “you sure? you don’t look fine.”
he chuckles, leaning in to kiss your forehead. “i’m okay, really. maybe i pulled something, but it’s nothing serious.”
you let it go for now, but the nagging feeling in your gut doesn’t disappear. he’s been home for a few days between races, and you’ve noticed he’s been moving a bit more carefully than usual. you figure he’s just being cautious—he’s got a big race in hungary coming up and doesn’t want to risk anything.
a couple of days later, you’re in the kitchen making breakfast when you hear a crash. rushing to the living room, you find oscar on the floor, holding his side and gritting his teeth.
“oscar!” you exclaim, dropping to your knees beside him. “what happened?”
he tries to laugh, but it comes out more like a groan. “tripped over my own feet… and then, well, the coffee table.”
your heart races as you help him up, his face pale with pain. “we’re going to the hospital.”
he starts to protest, but one look at your determined expression and he knows better than to argue. “okay, okay. but it’s probably just a bruise.”
you drive him to the hospital, anxiety bubbling in your chest. oscar tries to lighten the mood, cracking jokes and insisting that he’s fine, but you can see the discomfort etched on his face.
in the examination room, the doctor checks him over, sending him for an x-ray. you sit beside him, holding his hand, trying to mask your worry with a smile.
when the doctor returns, he frowns at the x-ray images. “well, there’s nothing obvious here, but given your symptoms, i’d like to do an ultrasound to be sure.”
oscar nods, though you can see a flicker of concern in his eyes. you squeeze his hand tighter.
a little while later, the ultrasound reveals what the x-ray didn’t—he’s got a small, hairline fracture in one of his ribs. the doctor explains it’s not too serious but could cause pain, especially with the physical demands of racing.
you feel a wave of relief mixed with fresh worry. “so what now? should he be resting? can he still race?” your questions tumble out faster than you can control them.
oscar gives you a reassuring smile, despite the obvious discomfort. “it’s just a small fracture. i’ll take it easy.”
the doctor advises some rest and pain management but doesn’t explicitly forbid racing. oscar seems almost relieved, but you’re still not convinced. “oscar, i don’t know… this sounds serious.”
“hey,” he says softly, turning to face you fully. “i’ll be careful. if it gets worse, i’ll pull out, okay? but right now, i’m feeling alright. it’s just a bit of pain.”
you know how stubborn he can be, and how much racing means to him. you want to make him stay home, keep him safe, but you also know he wouldn’t be happy with that.
over the next few days, you fuss over him—probably more than necessary, but you can’t help it. you make sure he’s comfortable, keep an eye on him whenever he moves, and remind him to take his pain meds. oscar endures it with a smile, teasing you gently about being so worried.
“you’re gonna wrap me in bubble wrap next,” he jokes one morning as you hand him a glass of water with his painkillers.
“don’t tempt me,” you reply, only half-joking. but you know you can’t keep him from going to hungary. it’s what he loves, and you can see the determination in his eyes.
the day before he’s supposed to leave, you sit together in bed, your head resting on his shoulder. “just promise me you’ll be careful.”
he kisses the top of your head, his voice soft. “i promise. and if it gets too much, i’ll stop. but i’ve got this, love. don’t worry too much.”
you nod, trying to believe it, but the worry still lingers in your chest. you just want him to be okay.
the next morning, you drive him to the airport, your hand gripping his a little tighter than usual. “text me as soon as you land, and call me if you need anything.”
oscar smiles, leaning in for a kiss. “i will. and i’ll be back before you know it.”
as you watch him walk into the terminal, you can’t shake the feeling of anxiety. but you trust him. he’ll be careful. he’s oscar, after all—strong, determined, and maybe just a little bit clumsy. and you’ll be here, waiting for him, ready to take care of him when he gets back.
Can we get oscar x teacher smau since school is starting over here in America?
Professor Piastri? | OP81
an: thank you so much for this request! i had so much fun with it. i had to remake this three times because tumblr kept deleting my progress 🫠. good luck with the start of school soon!
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messages between oscar and yn
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only 34 days left 🙃
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userone: I WANT MORE B&W PHTOOS 💳💥💳💥
usertwo: what is op81 doing in a library?
landonorris: summer break is in 15 days you muppet
oscarpiastri: i know, i can count
landonorris: right and i’m world champion
userthree: i need more photographer oscar content
logansargeant: i swear it was 28 days the other day?
oscarpiastri: no ☹️
userfour: what does logan know🤨
userfive: me 🤝 oscar, both having important things in 34 days
usersix: ooh what’s yours!!
userfive: school break!
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imessage between oscar and yn
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getting to see the hubby live at work 🥰
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yourbestfriend: HOW DOES IT FEEL FHAT OSCAR PIASTRI, YOUR HUSBAND, IS NOW A GRAND PRIX WINNER
ynprivate: SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP I CANT EVEN CELEBRATE WITH HIM
oscarpiastri: you can celebrate with me in the hotel room
logansargeant: ew get a room
oscarpiastri: i’m trying to
yourcoworker: THIS is why you didn’t want to meet up for coffee and mark papers?!
ynprivate: 😅🤭
logansargeant: my favourite secret wag i swear
ynprivate: how many secret wags do you know?
logansargeant: 🤐
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BREAKING‼️
the shock. the disbelief. the dismay for some. oscar piastri married?! today the world is shocked to find out that one of the grid’s most charming drivers has been secretly married for years! that’s right, married. the news was bought to us after a screenshot was leaked on twitter from yn (his wife)‘s private instagram where she was seen posting him with the caption “getting to see the hubby live at work🥰”. the woman identified as yn ln, still goes by her maiden name was a girl he met while at boarding school.
yn ln is currently a teacher in england, and the couple has managed to keep their relationship entirely under the radar. sources close to the couple reveal that they chose to keep their marriage private due to her career in education, wanting to protect her from the intense public scrutiny that comes with being associated with an f1 star (hence the reason she has kept her maiden name)
the screenshot, which shows a sweet picture of oscar looking into her camera, has sent the f1 fandom into spirals!
despite the sudden exposure, oscar and his wife have yet to comment on the leak. the secrecy surrounding around their relationship only adds to the intrigue, leaving fans and media outlets waiting with bated breath.
who is oscar piastri and what more is he hiding?
*photos credit to yn’s instagram*
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cats out the bag now, mrs piastri everyone. only 11 more days until her summer break!
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userone: that’s what the countdown was about 🥹
usertwo: oh hell nawh they both hot
userthree: how long have they been together what?!
logansargeant: married for two years but together for much longer, i’ve known since 2019☺️
landonorris: oscar we are NOT friends
oscarpiastri: i am sorry, i had to respect the mrs’ wishes
landonorris: LOGAN HAS KNOWN FOR SIX YEARS THAT YOU HAD A PARTNER
landonorris: i was low-key starting to think you were gay mate
ynprivate: i’m so sorry!! i just didn’t want work and private life to get mixed up
landonorris: i guess i can somewhat forgive him
ynprivate: yay! maybe we can meet for coffee to get to know you better, osc talks so much about you :)
landonorris: he talks about me 🥹
userfour: i think they broke the internet for good this time
userfive: helpppp lando in the comments 😭😭
usersix: imagine your teacher being oscar piastri’s WIFE
userseven: i hope nicole didn’t find out through instagram
nicolepiastri: no, but i did find out he got engaged three weeks after it happened!
alex_albon: @/landonorris take this L and hold it you dweeb
summary: you’re just jealous of how lucky lando is and it’s taking a toll on you
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type: smau
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yourusername | congratulations to my big brother, so proud of you! as for myself, rough weekend but we will come back stronger.
landonorris: thank you so much!❤️
landonorris: keep your head up sis, next week will be better
username: williams when i catch you…
username: it’s so unfair
username: oh poor baby 😭 putting on a brave face
alexalbon: next race we got this!
username: yeah maybe YOU
username: williams likes you, they give you all the upgrades
[instagram] yourpriv 🔒
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yourpriv | this team is killing me.
lilymhe: i’m so sorry baby 🥺 it’s not fair how they treat you
yourpriv: i know..i don’t hate alex for it but im jealous
lilymhe: which is so valid 🫶🏻
oscarpiastri: now is it just this team killing you mentally or is it lando too?
yourpriv: text me.
yourusername posted a story
caption: sometimes you just need your brother
replies:
oscarpiastri: see, told you he’d understand.
landonorris: i love you too
username: lando is so sweet 🥺
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willaimsracing | congratulations to Y/N NORRIS!! for collecting P1! we are so proud of you!
yourusername: 😭😭 the tears won’t stop falling
landonorris: I TOLD YOU!! YOU JUST NEED SOME FAITH SIS!
yourusername: i love you, best brother ever
oscarpiastri: congratulations, you’ve earned this
alexalbon: YES! SO PROUD OF YOU
username: im crying
username: this is week deserved
username: WILLIAMS YOU BETTER KEEP GIVING HER UPGRADES IF YOU WANT RESULTS LIKE THIS
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a/n: also thank you so much for 400 followers! i’m still working on the oscar fic “hut, hut, hike” but if you have any suggestions or recommendations please feel free to drop them in the comments or in my inbox!!
in which reader is Taylor Swift‘s younger sister 👀
Part 1 🫶🏼
Part 2 🫶🏼
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newheightshow A very special guest on today‘s episode! Listen in as the brothers talk about all things winning championships and their favorite Taylor Swift Era! 🏎️🏈🎤
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user1 THE BROTHERS?! Like.. Lando‘s one of them?
user2 Lando being a Fearless stan, so true of him
y/n_swift My guys 🥹❤️
user3 Oh good so we’re not gonna ignore the part when Lando said y/n is his favourite person?
user4 ASHFJKWIW they’re defo dating I‘m so sure
killatrav 1989 forever man
taylorswift 🤍
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y/n_swift I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this 🫶🏼
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landonorris I love you 🤍
taylorswift My babies 😭
taylorswift (Photo credits go to the best big sister in the world)
killatrav The longest soft launch in the world perhaps?
user5 OMGGGGG
jason.kelce Love you kiddos
kykelce ❤️❤️
user6 Girl missed the perfect opportunity to use London Boy
y/n_swift I would never do that to my sister 😤
landonorris Plus I‘m not even from London
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landonorris What if I told you I‘m a mastermind 🤪
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user7 The man somehow convinced freaking Y/N to date him, how
killatrav That you are my brother
taylorswift He‘s taking all the credit when I was the one who played cupid?
landonorris My charisma laid the foundation for your genius
oscarpiastri I call bullshit mate
y/n_swift I LOVE YOU
user8 The Swift-Kelce-Norris family dinners must be so fun 😭
jason.kelce They are
kykelce Would be better with a cat, just saying
landonorris I will get you that cat Ky
killatrav TEAM CAT
taylorswift TEAM CAT 😸😸😸
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newheightshow The one you’ve been waiting for… Join the Kelce-Swift-Norris family for a truly chaotic episode. Will Kylie finally get a cat? Will Taylor ever bring a shirtless Jason on stage? Will Lando let Travis drive his F1 car? All that and more this Wednesday!
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user9 Oh boy I can’t wait for this
user10 Justice for Kylie and the Cat
killatrav Please? @/landonorris
landonorris Brb calling McLaren
taylorswift No @/landonorris
landonorris No @/killatrav, I wanna live and keep dating Y/N 😭
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