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[ameanstoanendor]

I wonder if the clones are ever disturbed by the fact that they’ve heard their own dying screams in their brothers. Like are they ever like “if I died, I’d sound exactly like that”

Because that’s a rather disturbing thought

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[tol-critter]

A reminder.

[destielo]

dean: i’m by section 

dean: i’m buy

dean: i’m bicentennial

sam: it’s okay, take your time

dean:

dean: cas 

[ace-fluxing]

Reblog if you believe everyone on the asexual spectrum is VALID

I need to prove a goddamn point 

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[thatdiva]

Reblog if you hate nazis.

[saira-chan]

Hey, I wrote another oneshot!  I build in some characters my friends provided me with and wrote them their own little story in the My Hero Academia universe. I’m actually quite proud how it turned out so it would be cool if you could check it out.  On that note: If you read it and enjoyed it and you always wanted to have your own little story: you can always try and hit me up, we can talk about it and if I know the fandom well enough and feel inspired and have enough time, I could write you your own little story!  With that being said, I hope you have a great day! 

[diskhorsedudes]

That person you think is “ugly”? They’re still a person and therefore you should still treat them like they matter.

That person you think is “super hot”? They’re also still a person who should be treated as such instead of seeing them as just an object of your desire.

Like, please don’t forget that everyone has thoughts and feelings and deserves respect no matter what they look like to you.

[saira-chan]

I told my mum that I wanted to put out water on our balcony in the summer when it's really really hot.

She said yes, I can do that, but she doesn't want any wesps or anything like that, only bees, so I need to make a sign that says "bees only", but like in bee-language so it understands.

After half an hour she came into my room and told me that she felt really bad about the wesps and such and she thought it wasn't fair so the sign should say "Please don't sting".

And I died bc of her cuteness.

[saira-chan]

Me: putting on sunscreen is too much work, and besides, it's not that hot yet, right?

Me, at night, itching all over: it would have taken 5 minutes... FIVE MINUTES GODDAMMIT

[saira-chan]

So I started working out again (yeah yeah I know, I don't wanna hear it) and I'm in this phase where it's very obvious that you don't see any progress yet bc I only worked out regularly for two weeks and it's frustrating bc I wanna see progress bc if I don't why am I even working out (to be fit and strong and healthy yeah yeah, that too but you get it right)

So here's the thing: I KNOW I'm gonna see progress, I've seen it before when I worked out two or three years ago. I know it just takes time and consistency and watching my nutrition just a little bit.

But I also don't see progress yet so my dumbass brain falls down this spiral of what ifs and I can't escape bc I see all those amazing, beautiful people EVERYWHERE and I just wanna be one of them.

So this frustration of not seeing results meets my depressed ass that's worse bc I can't even cuddle my friends and watch movies with them, so literally ALL I DO ALL DAY is fighting with myself bc on the one hand I know I should just keep going, at least a little at the time so I can see progress in a few weeks and eat healthy and it's also good for mental health, but on the other hand all I wanna do is cuddle up and spend all my time on Tiktok which makes me happy and sad at the same time,eat junk food or nothing at all,and I know I shouldn't be too hard on myself bc sometimes that's just what I need.

By problem is just: how do I know when to do what and where to draw the line bc I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S FRUSTRATING AND AHHHHHH

[sauntering-down]

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

[seasnailglass]

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

[alexseanchai]

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

[bisexualbaker]

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

[redsixwing]

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

[sevdrag]

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

[saira-chan]

Wait!

I wrote a little Spiderman OneShot and I’d love you to check it out. That’s all, thanks for your attention. Keep on scrolling. :P 

[antoniosvivaldi]

“December, being the last month of the year, cannot help but make us think of what is to come.”

― Fennel Hudson

[pasdecoeur]

miss johannson, tell us ur secrets.

[littleblackmindsoul-deactivated]

how do i sell my soul to them

[penny-anna]

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

[penny-anna]

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

[tehri]

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

[penny-anna]

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

[tehri]

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

[penny-anna]

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

[uhtcearemorning]

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

[penny-anna]

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

[penny-anna]

Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

[ms-demeanor]

Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*

Trash Panda Hobbits:

Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[ms-demeanor]

Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?

Merry and Pippin:

[ms-demeanor]

Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.

[ms-demeanor]

~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~

Thorin: You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:

[ms-demeanor]

Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:

[mandatorywhimsy]

Funniest thing I’ve ever reblogged.