from womb to tomb

Australia

[stimman4000]

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[fischyplier]

It’s so beautiful! :’)

[ebroxas72]

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

[budacub]

same

[meladoodle]

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

[cumnog]

6 inch heelys…..she rolled into the club like nobody’s business….

[dundermifflinscranton]

[earthdad]

everyone in 2016

[whisperecstasy]

[10knotes]

this makes me laugh so hard every time

[catgifcentral]

Failed Prank

[bunjywunjy]

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

[babyanimalgifs]

[sylphfae]

JUST LOVE THEM BACK

[pussypoptarts]

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

[allthestarsareclose]

[botanize]

[meladoodle]

im getting a haircut today

[yogurtville-blog]

Which one?

[meladoodle]

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

my gender neutral alternative to the violent, exclusionary word “y’all”: “y’xll”

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]

[moththey69]

Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke

[heartfuzz]

[mrpibb]

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs