[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[buggle-404]

The creature

[thememedaddy]

[puppygirllaika]

[dogpuppy]

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[ozempicofficial]

[fucktractor]

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

[horsegirl]

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

[horsegirl]

[spiribia]

everyone is always like the female praying mantis is a scary man-eater femme fatale and nobody is ever like male praying mantis is a freak. a true Society moment

[paper-mario-wiki]

(now you're squeakin' my language!)> 🐀

[furtive-pygmy]

There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[catgirlmurder]

getting gently hit on the head repeatedly feels so fucking goooddd

[margolithic]

[ashstfu]

[memeuplift]

[mevil]

[loish]

I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!