Chapters: 30/45
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Regulus Black/Tom Riddle, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Nagini & Tom Riddle, future PottNott, future PansMione (probably), Ron's love life is still under construction
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle, Regulus Black, Minor OCs to fill the world
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, because what if the trio managed to mess a ritual up so bad they gain a new dad, who is also kinda possibly the Dark Lord, Hurt/Comfort, Self-Indulgent, for once Harry isn’t the one with a bunch of lordships, Golden trio sibling relationship, Fluff, Family Fluff, Soft Tom Riddle, Parent Tom Riddle, Harry Potter doesn’t go to Hogwarts, he gets homeschooled for his own safety, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Marriage of Convenience, Minor Character Death, not a slow-burn, because I'm impatient Tom is way too handsome and regulus wants in the scheme, Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort, he’s in denial, I have no idea how romance works but I’m writing it anyway, Molly Weasley Bashing, Hermione Granger's parents are bad too, Sorry I needed those to have the kids go along with the shenanigans, Age Difference, Or idk Tom’s age is complicated and Regulus was left in the freezer for a decade, but if time in Harry’s head doesn’t count with all his memories Tom is kinda 20 too, use of necromany for fluff and hurt/comfort, look i don't like angst, matters are going to resolve themselves or else, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, the dude might have had good intentions but he fucked up good, and Tom is definitely going to capitalize on it, Not Really Character Death, but Magical Britain doesn't have to know that, Out of Character Tom Riddle, Implied Mpreg, so Tom and Reg can deny potential crime allegations with the fake backstory, Future Appereance of Actually Competent Parent Lucius (yes it surprised me too), No Beta, weekly updates until I run out of prewritten chapters, because he's just the scar horcrux with the traumatic childhood, and Voldemort can go and fuck himself in his opinion, I forgot how english tenses work, now with a company fic containing chapter summaries and other extras, Chapters ranging from 4000 to 12000 words
Series: Part 2 of Golden Trio Dadoption
Summary:
It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
“Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
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Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
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