A sock in the city

"She said ‘can you hold my coat for me?’ And I had two cups of orange juice in my hands and I said ‘I can’t cause I’ve got two cups of orange juice in my hands.' And then she just starts hitting me with her handbag."

[alinalal-art]

see ya

[introvertsnation]

@introvertsnation

[bakwaaas]

the person that you could’ve been or the life you could’ve lived isn’t real. it’s an illusion and a fantasy that only exists in your head. all you have is here and now

[hollowtones]

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[soundtestmenu]

Visit Original Link

[catboybeebop]

Visit Original Link

[westmansion]

Visit Original Link

[hearthomelesbian]

Visit Original Link

[lindleland]

Visit Original Link

[prommytheus]

[teathattast]

[bad1dimagines]

a true classic

[serenityquest]

[mercurialmilk]

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

[charlilil]

Here’s a christmas gift I made for my partner cause eeaao is their favourite movie

[theehorsepusssy]

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.

[charlilil]

Here’s a christmas gift I made for my partner cause eeaao is their favourite movie

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[medievaljournalist]

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

[beardedmrbean]

[obiwan]

#Barbie (2023)

[ir-dr]

Day 3509 - 13 June 2023

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.//projectTiGER