I’ve been getting into the Unexpectables D&D stream and I just got an idea for a crossover fic with Dragon Age. I’m just gonna vent it under the cut and hope people like it (I’m at episode 44 atm so most canon goes up to there so SPOILERS!!!)
First the Sweet Dragon by some strange magic, gets warped into Dragon Age world with most of its employees and some guests
Meryl’s not there b/c she’s went to school, Hassrad I’d imagine not there b/c honestly his snakes probably won’t survive Ferelden winters
ATM because of the show’s current quest, I’m going to probably leave Luistrong out of this
Also I’m hc’ing that the Unexpectables recruited Log as their cleric after they made a temple for Oreyara
Doros is there b/c he’s was visiting Willow and fell asleep there.
Hammergnar and Solly are visiting after the former snuck the latter away from Brorc to see her friends.
The Sweet Dragon and it’s associated buildings all get warped into a part of the Frostback Mountains just after the Inquisition has settled itself into Skyhold, showing off its appearance with a pillar of light and showing
The Inquisitor goes to investigate with her companions, just as the Sweet Dragon residents wake up.
The Unexpectables open the door to the bedroom just as Iron Bull goes over to look at the lion head.
As soon as EVERYONE gets a look at Panic, they think he’s a demon and pull weapons out.
The other staff appear out of their rooms and freak out as well
Also someone comments on Tai’s head and he goes sad
That spurs Borky to attack whoever made Tai sad.
Task summons Tarusk who charges and pins down someone
Panic starts playing the Pipes of Haunting which doesn’t make the Inquisition’s demon assumptions any better
Eventually Helga comes down and subdues Borky and whoever he’s fighting.
“Do NOT fight in Helga’s bar.”
After this, things calm down and the two groups have a talk
Upon realizing they are in another world, some are angry, some are annoyed, some are a little fascinated etc.
Things happen and the Unexpectables agree to help out as long as the Sweet Dragon and its members are protected by the Inquisition
Panic is pretty much stuck because of his appearance until Willow and Dagna work together to make an enchanted item that can apply disguise self on him
Borky somehow finds a nug that he likes and declares it his new pet
It’s not as bad as Tubbs but the weirdness of the nug is strange
Borky also gets help from Leliana after learning of Schmooples
Task as soon as he hears about various fauna around Thedas, wants to go at least once to collect any trophies
Also he and Bull somewhat bond over their cultures’ respect of dragons
Hammergnar is just relieved that none of the dwarves here are like the ones in Alivast. He still gets weird looks since he’s an elf with a beard but he can live with that
When some of the Inquisition members are curious about the other’s gods, The Unexpectables call out Log so he can go over Oreyara’s tale
Basically the picture book storytelling from episode 39
Somewhere along the line, Borky uses Gripples shocks everyone with the result
Everyone in the Sweet Dragon realizes the mistake of forgetting Borky’s morning ritual
Meanwhile whereever Borky is wakes all the people in the nearby area
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