Salaaamander

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[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[salaaamander]

To Myself at 16

As I logged into this blog in what feel like forever, I looked through my posts. The terrible feeling, passionately written, and ultimately sad posts. I am reminded how far I have come. I wrote into those posts my darkest, most guarded thoughts; things I knew would bring worry to those around me. I eventually got the help I needed. I started eating again. I started to look at my body and not hate everything about it (maybe someday I’ll genuinely love it). I started to breathe and not feel like each breath was a chore or a fight against what the universe wanted for me. 

Looking at the thoughts I didn’t have the safer places to say, I wish to go back. I want to sit myself down, hold her hand, and tell her “It never really gets better, but you do.” I want to warn her about the impending heartbreaks, the struggles, the pain, the acceptance, the joys, the friends, and the family she will come to find; the things that will build and grow her. The career that will billow out from the compassion and ferocity in her heart. The mentors and the the people she will mentor. The loves she will find in the most unexpected of places. The pure bliss of knowing of who she is, on the inside and eventually out. The moment of heartache when you realize you loved the idea of someone more than the person you were married to. The rage you will experience and channel to progress as a soldier and as a woman. The places you will see. I’d probably even tell her that we never actually quit smoking, no matter how hard mom tried to keep us from starting in the first place. But then, who would I become if I ruined the story for her. The girl plagued by these feelings and thoughts would grow, even flourish, from these milestones and in the five or so years since writing the last of those posts become me.

There will still be times where those feelings and thoughts will come back. That’s okay. It is an ebb and flow. 

You will feel beaten, even broken, but you will go on. You will be okay. You will survive until you thrive.

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[beelzbat]

[charismatic-cannibal]

[topkoality]

hello everyone, i’ll get straight to the point— my friend is stuck in Iraq because her parents tricked her into a one way trip. she was told that they would just be visiting family and vacationing, but by the end of the trip when they were supposed to start leaving, it was clear they were not going anywhere. her father ripped up her passport in front of her and now she is in need of a new passport, taxi funds to get to the US Embassy in Baghdad, money for a hotel to stay in, and a plane ticket. not to mention, when she comes back to the US she won’t have anywhere to stay or any of her belongings anymore. if you could DONATE even just a little bit, it would be greatly appreciated. please reblog this. some friends and i helped her make a gofundme because she’s unable to do so, here is the link, again PLEASE donate: https://www.gofundme.com/tricked-into-a-one-way-trip-to-iraq?utm_source=internal&utm_medium=email&utm_content=campaign_title&utm_campaign=donation_receiptv5

here’s a link to a twitter thread she was able to make with more information & proof as well: https://twitter.com/AmnaShawi/status/1078970647848673280

[cheaphalloweencostume]

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[radvera]

finally some good news

[uselesshunger]

“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.”

Spirited Away (2001)

[burgertv]

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

[littlealienproducts]

Bees & Herbs Tee by AimeeMacIllustration

[toastbutteregg]

[castalyne]

ROSES ARE RED

I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[highlandvalley]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

[garlare]

LET THEM IN

[beesmygod]

WAIT THIS IS THAT MUSEUM THAT MAKES THE INCREDIBLE TOTE BAGS BC OF THESE CATS

[jasper-rolls]

why do whiny nerd boys complain about english localizations of horny anime games making the girls wear a bit more clothing when they should be complaining about kingdom hearts 3 turning winnie the pooh into an amorphous white blob in china

[jasper-rolls]

justice for winnie the pooh

[bogleech]

I thought this was a surreal shitpost but apparently pooh, and just pooh as a character specifically, is banned from China all because a very lighthearted meme came to compare him to China’s leader