[hodlmyvodka]

“Christina, give me a BJ”

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

who am i lets go tot he ᴮᴱᴬᶜᴴ ᴮᴱᴬᶜᴴ

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

ninki minjaj

[distractful]

[girlythey]

[death-by-lulz]

If you’re ever bored just faceswap yourself with The Great Gatsby. 10/10 would recommend

[poisonseaurchins]

[fuckyeahuglycars]

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road:

[movingtomarzipan]

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

[neverthere12345]

[apriicot-boi]

[sailorbrazil]

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

[tiffanarchy]

cops want to be oppressed SO BAD

[tiffanarchy]

Working as a police officer is something you do. Its not who you intrinsically are. It’s just a job. You are not “blue.” You are a human being donning a uniform every day for a paycheck. This “I am blue” and “blue racism” bullshit is the worst form of identity politics I’ve ever seen. Get over yourselves, you whiny, entitled welfare hogs. 

[courfsuggestions]

PSA

It is the gayest day of the year

May 18th, 2018

Gay gayteenth, twentygayteen

That is all have a lovely gay day

[hippy-craic]

frigay

[courfsuggestions]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADDITION

[obsceneyouth]

Me watching homemade amateur porn:

I wonder if they’re in love.

[ar-chilles]

gay culture is. 

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[captreindeer]

XD

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