Galaboo!~

I am an awkward 29 year old. My Harry Potter, Black Jewels Trilogy, reading, random ass educational shit, and Witchery. I help post fun stuff on FuckYeahTwilightSucks.

[obviousplant]

Looks like fun

[sirchubbybunny]

[navacho]

Me, doing chores: Plotting story ideas and wanting to write

Me, eating a meal: Plotting story ideas and wanting to write

Me, doing anything else: Plotting story ideas and wanting to write

Me, opening a Word document to write: what is plot?? ideas, nope, don’t have those. words aren’t real.

[witcheshaven]

November Moon Phases

[sixpenceee]

This photo from 1956 shows Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world at the time, dancing with his pet cat. Henry Behrens was only 30 inches tall.

[ugly--cupcakes]

gluten free vegan ghost cupcakes

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[candiikismet]

He ain’t have to do that

[mylkichoco-deactivated20211105]

He did it anyway

[platycryptus]

my bug ate my homework

[spdy4]

Mmm that cronch :v

Also what kind of insect is this?

[platycryptus]

He’s a Eurycantha calcarata, a large species of phasmid (stick/leaf insect relative).

A lot of herbivorous insects only eat a few types of plants, but these guys will eat literally anything that might count as a leaf. Grass, cacti and succulents, ferns, moss, even rhododendrons and other toxic plants that are left virtually untouched by insects outside aren’t safe. In the wild they’re pests of oil palm plantations, being among the only insects able to chew through the palms’ thick, leathery leaves.

And apparently they eat paper too. He can probably get some nutrition out of it as well, because he can digest some cellulose. Unlike weak- ass mammalian herbivores and their gut bacteria, phasmids produce their own cellulose- wrecking enzymes to handle their fiberey diet.

Other fun facts about this species:

- The males have giant spikes on their legs that can pierce human flesh down to the bone (but mine never seem to use them as long as they’re handled gently)

- Unlike other phasmids, which tend towards the epitome of passiveness towards their fellow insects, males of this species are jealous bastards that will murder each other with their leg spikes if kept together in the presence of a female

- There’s anecdotal evidence that mating pairs sometimes form long- term bonds (sleeping in the same toilet paper tube every day, coming out to feed at the same time night, etc.) and when one partner kicks the bucket, the other one often dies soon afterwards even if they were different ages.

- Their eggs are the size of small beans, and look exactly like beans. Seriously, you could throw them into a bag of mixed dried beans and you’d never know which beans were the eggs unless you knew exactly what shape and color of bean to look for.

Anyway I hope you had fun learning about this one particular type of bigass paper- munching bug. They’re one of my favorites and I enjoy them immensely.

[refinery29]

Kristen Stewart, who it turns out is an INCREDIBLE Saturday Night Live host, just told Donald Trump off in the most wonderfully gay way

Kristen Stewart handed in THE strongest hosting job on Saturday Night Live for the season — scratch that, for about the last five seasons. In her monologue she addressed those times Donald Trump tweeted about her and then accidentally dropped an f-bomb on live TV in true dangerous queer lady style.

Gifs: Saturday Night Live

WATCH THE VIDEO

(Also, this quote is the ideal response to just about everything so we isolated it for your repeated viewing pleasure)

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[sosuperawesome]

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[sweetoothgirl]

Coconut & Lemon Bundt Cake with Raspberry Glaze

[redadhdventures]

Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”

Of we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”

And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”

And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.

[teammompike]

and when my time is up have I done enough will they tell your story

[sweetoothgirl]

APPLE FRITTER MONKEY BREAD

[bekkathyst]

I usually prefer darkening my copper pieces but this piece ended up so shiny that I’m not sure what to do! It’s sooooo vibrant 💕

My next jewelry release will be tomorrow. Sadly I was only able to complete 10 pieces in time, but I’m still working on even more before the year ends.

[atalienart]

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