edgy net kid

[theonion]

To see more unmatched reporting, visit theonion.com.

[danger]

[free-parking-blog]

Natt Różańska – Your Skin Under Mine

Braille reads: the slope of your spine the arch of your back the curve of your hip

[dimetrodone]

Alignment triangle, but the three corners are had a horse phase, had a wolf phase, and had a dragon phase

[dimetrodone]

A case study

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[bieverybody]

Sustainable farming wearing lingerie

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Plow my fields daddy

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

[salamancer]

necromancer: RISE.

necromancer: RISE. RISE UP.

necromancer: RISE BEFORE ME

necromancer: RISE MY CREATION

bread: *does nothing*

necromancer: fuck i forgot the yeast

[brainstatic]

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

[weirbeast-deactivated20210331]

whenver i read about the possibly terrible long term affects of my medication im just like 

[teratomarty]

The nice thing about long-term effects, though, is that we get to HAVE a long term.  

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

I dont read news anymore I just look at wikipedias most read articles and try to guess whats happening in the world from that

[kingjaffejoffer]

[danisnotonfires]

[tessie-the-bee]

My naym is dog My frend is smol He dose not fetch Or thro the ball But I not chays Or bite like cat Insted I’m kind I lyk the rat

My naym is rat And this caynine He show me how to have good tyme I stand up tall Upon my toes I stretch my tung I lyk his nose

[advanced-procrastination]

I love you

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[salamancer]

me, going through the local animal shelter website: hOl y shit....they all need homes..and /I/ have a home......it all Fits

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[screenshotsofdespair]

[superziggy]

In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.

[geromanly]

Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance