nothing is real.

I am a 24 year old human (as far as I know... I'm still working out the details) who goes by the name of Stacey. I enjoy many things, but I mostly just reblog whatever I feel like because I am a mess. Welcome to my humble abode, please make yourself at home!

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

good news everybody

[soandsuch]

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

[putinyoudown]

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

[everythingfox]

bunch of baby shroos biting each other’s butts so they don’t loose track of mom

(via)

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

Shrews are hilarious little animals

[fieldbears]

Someone put some Final Fantasy map music over this please

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[bunjywunjy]

Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was :( need a :)

unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.

[faboo978]

Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.

[anxietyproblem]

[pangur-and-grim]

may we please see a photo of this king?

[living-planet]

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[bubbabarnes-deactivated20210124]

I’m screaming

[teatops]

SDHSKSJHSJS I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[schulzian-deactivated20211126]

Old sport (derogatory)

[spacecowboy3039]

Old sport (homoerotic)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[acti-veg]

When Microsoft Word tries to correct “animals who” to “animals that”

[sexhaver]

a professor at my alma mater just got fired for calling students "fucking pussies" under his breath on a virtual class when nobody could answer was 1/2 * 1/2 was and when someone asked "did you just call us pussies?" he responded "some of you, yeah"

[shock]

i truly hate online classes because when i see other people reply to discussion boards every single one sounds like something pretending to be human

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix

[sharkenthusiast]

Taught a kid I was babysitting how to say “genderqueer” and he keeps forgetting how to pronounce it so another good one is “gender weird” and I love it so much

[official-lucifers-child]

the genners:

trains genner

no banana

genner floooood

gender weird

[transmortifried]

no banana pride flag

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[moved--306389]

Shut up those are not real words

[themyrmor]

[coolxatu]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

you know what? fuck you

*re-crusts your smuckers uncrustables*

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

not to be dramatic but we desperately need a punk movement to come in and wash away this Instagram model airbrushed picture perfect trend. it’s so damaging……teens, young adults, kids, the Grown….all of us need to just. we need to be sweaty again. we deserve it smeared eyeliner…..idk just. it’s okay if ur hair is greasy please just relax & then get mad about stuff that’s important to you.