chai @salanditmama - Tumblr Blog

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

clinicalcrush-deactivated202603

I never noticed how dependent I am with you until the pain of missing you made living unbearable.

algrenion

this video has been all that i think about for days now

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yimra-deactivated20250209

The most gentle voice I’ve ever heard In a gamechat

herobrine666

wildfiresockdrawer

If I have to spend one more day without you I'm gonna kill myself I swear to god

dogpuppy

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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

konoko

jarnt8

Never theonk agian

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

me being a jack of all trades: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!!

me being a master of none: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

major-jamie-hill-deactivated201

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

shez-bitchy

he cheated. on his wife.

outsidersmark

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

heritageposts

date of origin: 2014

multi-fandom-nutjob

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

lakesbian

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

sandersstudies

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

silkysong

father please.

sweetdulls

noticed how nobody ever really talks about the uglier parts of being obsessed. not the romanticized stuff: “i’d carve their name into my skin” or the “i want to isolate them from the world” lines people throw around like poetry. i mean the real, uncomfortable parts. the moments when you get angry with your darling and for a split second, that love turns sour in your chest. when you feel that sharp, violent frustration bubbling up and you hate yourself for even thinking it. nobody talks about how terrifying it is to love someone so much that your emotions start to eat each other alive.