im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
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im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it
I never noticed how dependent I am with you until the pain of missing you made living unbearable.
this video has been all that i think about for days now
The most gentle voice I’ve ever heard In a gamechat
If I have to spend one more day without you I'm gonna kill myself I swear to god
i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
Never theonk agian
me being a jack of all trades: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!!
me being a master of none: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee
The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)
father please.
noticed how nobody ever really talks about the uglier parts of being obsessed. not the romanticized stuff: “i’d carve their name into my skin” or the “i want to isolate them from the world” lines people throw around like poetry. i mean the real, uncomfortable parts. the moments when you get angry with your darling and for a split second, that love turns sour in your chest. when you feel that sharp, violent frustration bubbling up and you hate yourself for even thinking it. nobody talks about how terrifying it is to love someone so much that your emotions start to eat each other alive.
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
Feeling,,,the itch again (the intense urge to worship someone and create a new religion centered around them)