What the fuck I'm gonna watch chicken little

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[bluesturngold]

[segamascott]

[shegayonmygirl]

I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

[tera-of-the-dragons]

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[blackpyrefly]

every day i think about the batman beyond post that's like "you didn't inject me with something that turns my cum into bruce wayne's cum did you?" i literally cannot imagine what i'd search to find it and i don't know what website it's even from (4chan maybe?) but it's on my mind

[blackpyrefly]

YAY

[notahorseindisguise]

i know hes trying to make fun of the city slickers here but the way this is written really makes it sound like he is Not At All having fun with his country work and he wants to be at party

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[cannibalchicken]

[zsnes]

director: ok cut

adam sandler: was that good? i think that was our best take

director: on hold on, the boom mike was in the shot, we need another take. reset.

cockatoo being boiled alive in chocolate:

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[mlarayoukai]

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[mlarayoukai]