yummy virtue

jordan <3

[whispersinthecosmos]

The Witch, 1893 by John Maler Collier

[frankocean]

[katebushconfidence]

The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there

Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh

2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand

[bombgirls-deactivated20190827]

genius is never understood in its own time…

[valtsv]

my

is to

and then act like i don’t know

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

thank you, i hate it

[yeennqueenn]

I can…I can HEAR HIM

[feminismandmedia]

[proudtoehaver]

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

[fuocogo]

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Carrie Fisher knew. She fucking knew.

[wizardjpeg]

using my resources to dump a inordinate amount of cucumber, into the water supply. i am talking 1:1 ratio. they will thank me once the subtle flavor kicks in

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

cucumber is like 95% water dipshit you’re just adding more water

[unclefather]

it taste like green

[salivatears]

what is one...one water? how much is one water to one cucumber?

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[antiandrogen]

this is a cop free zone … u like police so much then go get arrested lmao

[gorps]

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[sailorbrazil]

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

[weedstoner]

this is honestly one of my favorite scenes from any reality show ever, it completely defies explanation or description and it’s impossible to convey just how fucking insane it is to someone without showing them the clip

[pukicho]

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

[chichieef]

Sluttonous

[pukicho]

You have my vote

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it