salmon and on and on and-

Salmonid Office Archive. how did you even get this number?

[salmon-archive]

archiving @kingofsalmonids posts in case they don’t get thier account back UPDATE i have been informed they are not getting their account back >:( also might just start archiving splatoon salmonid posts in general since tumblr seems like they’re on a banning kick rn. tag me in any reblogs you have of thier old posts or any relevant splatoon posts with deleted or inactive op so i can save them here

ran by @third-king-of-salmonids

asks are ON anon is ON be nice :)

tags: (will be updated as more posts/blogs are posted)

cohozuna.archive -kingofsalmonids

megalodontia.archive - ones with joe in them :3

horrorboros.archive - featuring/posts from the horrorboros blogs

can a fish truly love media preservation? - info/ooc/anything else that isn’t just archived posts

[splatoonpolls]

THE SPLATOON SEXYMAN (or woman) CONTEST ROUND 1 BATTLE 14

IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE

MR COCO

IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE

COHOZUNA

WHO IS MORE SEXYMAN (or women)

Mr coco

Cohozuna

Voting ended onMar 12, 2025

[starzoomies]

VOTE MISTER COCO LITERAL GUY WHO GOES "TEEHEE"

[kingofsalmonids]

SEVEN THOUSAND FUCKING SMALL FRY.

EAT THIS MAN.

[i-am-a-tactical-smallfry]

Will do, boss

[kingofsalmonids]

ATTENTION ALL SALMON:

BIG JERRY IS IN THE HOUSE

[third-king-of-salmonids]

IM STARTING TO THINK NO ONE AT THIS JOB HAS ACCUALLY LEARNED MY NAME DO WE HAVE A SALMON RESOURCES DEPT? ;—;

[kingofsalmonids]

MERRY FISHMAS AND HAPPY HANNINKAH.

ALL SALMON ARE ALLOWED TO ADD AN EXTRA 30 SECONDS TO THEIR BREAK UNTIL NEW YEARS.

[longerkingofsalmonids]

29 FOR MY SUBORDINATES.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

28 FOR PPL WORKING UNDER ME SORRY LADS (GENDER NEUTRAL) BUDGETS TIGHT THIS YEAR

[hazware]

this is so stupid i spent like 20m on this

[kingofsalmonids]

THE SALMONS BROTHERS

[horrorborosofsalmon]

CORRECT

[third-king-of-salmonids]

YEP

[kingofsalmonids]

BREAKING NEWS:

SIR LORD PRESIDENT KING COHOZUNA FOUND GUILTY ON 34 FELONY CHARGES OF BEING TOO COOL.

‘RIGGED AND UNFAIR TRIAL,’ SAYS SLIGHTLY LESS COOL BROTHER HORRORBOROS.

COHOZUNA’S LEGAL TEAM HAS DECLINED TO COMMENT.

[longerkingofsalmonids]

RIGGED AND UNFAIR TRIAL. MY BROTHER IS INNOCENT

[third-king-of-salmonids]

I AM COMMITTING LARGE SCALE TAX FRAUD

[kingofsalmonids]

I HAVEN’T HUNG OUT WITH MY BROTHERS IN FOREVER. WHEN THE SHELL DID THEY GET SO TALL?

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WHOS THE LITTLE BROTHER NOW?? >:V

[kingofsalmonids]

OH YEAH IT’S YOUR KING’S BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY. NOT WISHING YOUR KING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY IS TREASON.

🎉

[third-king-of-salmonids]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !THERES CUPCAKES IN THE BREAK ROOM IF YOU CAN GET THERE BEFORE THE SMALLFRY DO

GOOD LUCK

[kingofsalmonids]

ATTENTION ALL SALMON

I’M RUNNING AN EXPERIMENT

PICK THE WORD YOU FIND MOST APPEALING

PICK A WORD

SCRIMBLISH

GRUNDUNT

Voting ended onMar 23

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[rosetheocto]

@salmon-archive

[kingofsalmonids]

YOUR LARGE KING HAS DELICATE MOMENTS TOO.

I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW I TAKE CARE OF BONSAI TREES.

I BET YOU ALSO DIDN’T KNOW I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRASH OUT IF ANY OF MY PLANTS DIE.

[rosetheocto]

@salmon-archive

[kingofsalmonids]

MY KING WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HATSUNE MIKU

HATSUNE MIKU IS WELL RESPECTED IN SALMONID SOCIETY. SHE EVEN HAS AN HONORARY SALMONID TITLE.

SHE IS KNOWN AS THE INDOMITABLE BLUE TRUTH, MASTER OF THE TWIN TAILS.

[rosetheocto]

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[kingofsalmonids]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MY FISHY SUBJECTS

ALL SALMONIDS ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO GIVE AT LEAST ONE PIECE OF THEIR SPOILS OF WAR (CANDY FROM TRICK-OR-TREATING) TO ME.

YOUR KING DEMANDS HIS TAX.

STAY SAFE TONIGHT!

[rosetheocto]

@salmon-archive

[kingofsalmonids]

OH YEAH, IF YOU GUYS SEE MY BROTHER PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO HIM HE’S JUST COMING OVER TO GET OUR WEEKEND PASSES TO INKBLOT ART ACADEMY

WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING AND RUNNING AWAY

[horrorborosofficial]

please i was just trying to draw

[salmon-archive]

i’ve posted about it on my main before but it’s very relevant to here

tumblthree can backup and download your or any other tumblr blog or particular tags you want to your computer and is very easy to use. you basically just have to paste the url of whatever you want to save. it also apparently works for twitter and bluesky though i’ve not personally tested it for that

i’d also reccomend backing up any discord servers or chats with Discord Chat Exporter though it’s slightly more complicated its still 100% worth doing if it’s stuff you don’t want to lose

[kingofsalmonids]

it’s actually perfectly fine to give the smallfry knives. they are sane and can be trusted with weaponry. i am not being held hostage by the smallfry union representatives. everything is fine.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

OH BOY THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL IS IT

[kingofsalmonids]

WE BOUGHT TICKETS FOR THE GRAND FESTIVAL. WE DIDN’T EVEN STEAL THEM THIS TIME!

WE’RE SEEING THAT CONCERT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

BIG BIG RUN IS HERE, SUCKERS.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WE’RE IN STANDING BTW SORRY TO ANYONE THAT ENDS UP BEHIND US

[kingofsalmonids]

I'VE MADE ANOTHER COVER, AND I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

WHAT? HOW?

REST ASSURED, I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

[rosetheocto]

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