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they/he/get funky with it • 22 • main star wars side @salmonellaandstars studyspo @salmonellastudies

[salmonellaandcheese]

truly nothing better than flirting with knights waiting for public transport after the ren fair

[socialistexan]

[aprillikesthings]

[nessynoname]

Just want everyone to know that there is more footage of people crying in 160 episodes of Steven Universe than there is footage of Sakura and Sasuke interacting together in the entire 673 episode and 11 movie run of Naruto, and those two supposedly get married after that show.

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[the-muppet-joker]

Wait Guys, I've Got It:

Muppets American Psycho

Ally Beardsley as Patrick Batemen

My mind is spinning with Muppet Options. Kermit as Jean. Gonzo as Luis. Fozzie as Donald. Just. Fucking. There's too much to do. I think I'm onto something really big here. For God's sakes somebody help me cast these muppets I'm freaking out im freaking the fuck out

[clevermanka]

🍁 Xavier 🍁 (@xavierck.com)

Here are 543 images (1.5GB) of items at the Philadelphia Museum of Art arms and armor exhibit You're free to use them for anything, even c

[the-ocean-is-trans]

casual reminder that this museum has their entire collection digitized and available free for public use: https://art.thewalters.org/ and they have armor/weapons there

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[ess-jay-oh]

🚨Safety Alert Australia

If you rely on a hidden phone for your safety, be aware that Australia’s new emergency warning system, AusAlert, can send alerts that override silent and “Do Not Disturb” settings.

If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

[lowercasenospaces]

More information: https://www.ausalert.gov.au/about-us/about-ausalert

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[radiostaticbambi]

All the Wikipedia editors, and everyone else, right now:

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[beesyjimwax]

Jk. A feeeeew more contributions

[omagpies]

things to say when you are not a place of honor

original text by @inkskinned can be found here. I’ve made a comic with it before but wanted to make a mbart version for a while

[catastrofries]

I've seen some good fan art of this moment that has SecUnit flipping the bird. Personally I like to believe it made a jack off motion and the unexpected sexual gesture coming from MB is what made Gurathian choke.

[transcarcinization]

you are FUCKING UP this JOB INTERVIEW!!!!!!

[daftpatience]

murderbot i love you

[the-murderbot-chatlogs]

very fun to picture from the outside how secunit often just freezes in place mid-rescue, staring into space, not responding to questions, and then twenty seconds later something distant blows up, the lights turn orange, and all the doors open. secunit looks proud of itself and moves on with zero explanation

[foxish-draws]

After reading Platform Decay I was suddenly struck with the intense urge to draw Murderbot in a grandma sweater just having The Worst™ time.

[mongeese]

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms