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listening to THE loustat anthem aka all night by beyonce

Good Omens: let's take these immortal characters who were never meant to be taken that seriously, and turn them into messy bitches who live for drama.

IWTV/TVL: let's take these immortal characters who were meant to be taken very seriously, and turn them into messy bitches who live for drama.

One of these approaches worked out far better than the other.

machinot

What are you topping these with???🤪

GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

cassia-thots

nextchapter

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

great-pan-is-dead

Most un-self-aware king Louis de Pointe du Lac has spent 100 slutty, slutty years manipulating women for his emotional needs and looking at his guilt and going... but I'm sad, gay and paying them... so #feminism? Nobody is doing it like him, those green eyes can do no wrong to me, go on sweetheart keep getting weirder

flanarchy

thinking about how the only big smile we’ve seen from louis this season is when he’s riling up lestat

streussal

"Lestat sang wrote and sang a cruel song about Armand" yeah it's totally weird that Lestat would be angry at the guy who murdered Claudia and tried to murder Louis. Why would he ever hold any resentment towards him?

peachbecreative

saltedcaramelwound

Don’t ever fucking tell me what to do

deespoinaa

Say what you will but I still think there’s so much intimacy and devotion in the way Carmilla resorted to draining an entire village worth of women dry before even considering drinking from Laura.

This stubborn and viscerally evil devil girl has mustered enough love in her rotting, undead, soon-to-be-staked heart, to save the life of the human dear to her, for last.

darkshrimpemotions

Carmilla, kissing Laura all over her face: You are mine! You shall be mine! You and I are one forever!

Laura: So like...sisters?

Carmilla: Your obliviousness is exhausting.

Laura: Are you a boy donning a disguise to woo me in secret?

Carmilla: I need a nap.

annabelle--cane

the thing you need to understand about carmilla countess karnstein is that she is a loser. she's absolutely drowning in blood bitches but she has to be because she is an immortal vampire noble who gets by on flirting her way into continual couch surfing. she has no job no house no car and no money. she sleeps all the way through the morning. she hears people singing and it pisses her off so bad that she needs her bestiecrush to hold her hand until she calms down. she's violently classist and loves to use the "wait until I tell my rich dad about this" line but, crucially, her rich dad is dead as fuck and has been for all living memory. she's a serial monogamist and she's fucking coasting on pretty privilege.