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haddockkkk

so Jamie street fighter 6 might have taken over my brain for a period of time

#jamie siu #street fighter #street fighter 6 #sf6 #sf6 jamie #ahhhhh

churrotowns

cockblocked 😔

foldingfittedsheets

The headlines are as golden as the medals he’s previously won. But this one just had me in hysterics.

duraante

so thrice dante has killed him. first, above temen-ni-gru. then, at mallet island.

and now a third time. it is the ultimate homicide: he has slaughtered vergil’s character, his very spirit.

#noooooo #dmc #devil may cry #dmc dante #dmc vergil

kittymeiga

"Love and sex make us human"

Wrong. Most animals fuck. Some reproduce without a partner. Then there are some that can choose not to fuck (like those that remain in their pride or family and forfeit the right to mate in exchange for safety).

Definitely a lot of them love. In their own way or even our way. Like... so many birds mate for life. Humans only wish for that marriage success rate...

Love and sex don't make us human. The absence of them doesn't make us human.

You know what makes us human?

COOKING.

Humans are the only creatures in existence to cook their food. To have a culinary culture. To purposefully change the molecular structure of their sustenance for fun, art, and pleasure.

So, in a way, at the root of it, is pizza over sex and romance.

Pizza makes us human.

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