uh yeah i sure hope it does

(rebekah)

[pretty-little0ne-deactivated202]

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

[joebidennudes-deactivated201711]

five stages of grief

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i love cats. this is a post about loving cats. i love ‘em. with their lil soft paws and loud purs and nuzzling. great.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[bunjywunjy]

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine

[crying-over-gay-dramas]

holy shit this fucking works. This is 100% the best test I have ever seen (and I’ve taken a lot of these) Amazing op. Amazing.

[robsource]

Robert Pattinson photographed on the set of The Lighthouse (2019)

[handsomelyerin]

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

tag yourself as types of people during quarantine:

type 1: self care queen, makes advice posts for other people, prolly knows how to cook rlly well, def has a good skincare routine going, bonding w their pets, goes for daily walks, picked up a new hobby to have something to do, fting with their friends all the time, does makeup to pass the time

type 2: actually knows the Fax about covid, reading a lot and listening to the news, sings the song when they wash their hands, actually takes online school seriously, maintains a routine to stay sane, podcasts playing all day long, works out every day, prolly like practicing doing their hair or nails

type 3: sleep schedule is gone by day two, has lost all track of time, microwave meals, binge watches tv while dozing off, tries to do some housework, really needs some sun tho, not rlly stir crazy but theyre Anxious, cant remember when they last washed their hair, animal crossing has Consumed them

type 4: set a lot of goals and has met None of them, losing it wo their friends, paces around the house a lot, listening to music 24/7, survives on snack food only, scrolling thru social media for hours at a time, “i didnt exercise before why would i now”, probably has started talking to themselves

type 5: is dying but in a very fun sexy way, prolly had to move back in w their fam, fucking despises all of them, bitching 24/7, definitely developing a drinking or drug problem, ignoring onling school and actin like its still break, naps for dayz, has been wearing the same pjs for 6 days

[maggielovesotters]

[valendyke]

i made another quiz! plan the perfect party and i’ll tell you how you die.

[cryoflovver]

the parking lot cat

(my coworkers nicknamed him moomoo)

[valkyrierhodes]

“Gentlemen, I’m Agent Carter.”

[kristina100000]

[ilyasrosanov]

#noel on the pod and aleena waiting in the other room

[kamalahkhan]

Nobody: 

Cody Ko: Frictionless 

[ryan-potter]

Tom Holland © Chen Man // Esquire China Magazine (June 2019)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“you won’t get this but i promise the viewers find it hilarious”

[animalcrossingmemes]