Salt Nymph's

Morgan and Cleo's illicit blog She/Her Imortal and unending but functinally mid 20's

[saltnymphs]

Salutations! This is the blog for Morgan and Cleo. We're neurodivergent and do ask for some understanding though obviously have no material power to enforce it (much to Morgan's chagrin). But please do feel free to chat as we love collecting new information and seeing things that people love! Also feel free to send us any text based media; Book, Manhua's and visual novels. Cleo is obligated to read and share her opinions on it and will do so as time(or money allows depending on complexity of acquiring) allows!

[pheita]

I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.

Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.

We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.

We all know this is unacceptable.

Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.

This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.

Kein Sonderregister für trans* Personen – Nie wieder Listen gegen Minderheiten!

Hallo, ich bin Penelope Alva Frank, Transfrau, queerfeministische Aktivistin und Gründerin der queerfeministischen Bewegung Queermany. Ich w

[maskdoll]

remember: if she won’t go with you willingly all you have to do is fracture her mind until you get a part of her that will

[ace-trainer-alice]

I have to imagine that if we're dating, then the hive mind probably has some respect for my individuality.

...But looking at the type that I date, it's just as likely we're doing some dumb bullshit psychosexual thing that inevitably will end in my defeat and assimilation, but in the meantime, I get to top.

[catboybiologist]

Faggots, the lot of you

[saltnymphs]

We must bundle the faggots to form a faggot of faggots

[armoredprincess]

i look at a girl and tell her that she needs to practice martial arts in order to be comfortable with herself. three months later i am proven right. and i do this service for free but i get alms in the form of the most beautiful women in the world sending me selfies in their martial arts uniforms

[armoredprincess]

i get a peek of boob every now and then

[saltnymphs]

One would imagine getting shot with a cannon would be very satisfying but nope spine.onliterates every single time.

[wolfertinger666]

the philosophy of the uwu bean gremlin queer and Their violent unchecked antiblackness/racism

[wolfertinger666]

what's with calling yourself a little guy/smol bean followed by the most racist and charged abhorrent behavior you've ever seen.

especially if said person is past their 20s that's just embarrassing.

[wolfertinger666]

"uwu I'm an unhinged gerblin boyo, btw I think black people shouldn't be allowed to vote" - some Tumblr users out there

[yuriartillery]

if i dont get to swish my wooden sword around Soon things are going to get bad

[yuriartillery]

straight up rain of gore and the maws of the earth swallowing dogs and toddlers and shit

[prokopetz]

Realistically the reason I could never do puppyplay is because dogs don't make puns.

[saltnymphs]

[tachyon-log]

Every feminist article & paper ought to be peer reviewed by a team of transgender lesbians or else it's worthless to me.

[tachyon-log]

[ace-trainer-alice]

(to set the scene i've been infodumping to you about hypnosis kink for the past two hours and you're sitting in my lap trying very hard to listen) ...so like spiral eyes are really hot like the most clear depiction of hypnosis those eyes just trapped endlessly locked in that spinning spiral (pull up one and imagine me showing you it here) your eyes locked onto it so deeply it's pulled its way into your head and you're sinking deeper and deeper and deeper... but also blank, emotionless eyes are wonderful in that realistic watching your eyes for signs as after the primary induction i just tapped your forehead and now you're falling and falling and falling endlessly into my words... but then we have to start talking about heart eyes like i know i said hypnosis was the hottest thing ever but aaactually hypnotically induced endless devotion is the hottest-er thing ever could you imagine the feeling of having endless devotion just pumped into your skill as a pink haze covers everything you see barely able to hear my words as all you can imagine is how much you want to be groped and fucked and used by me, my lips on your body, my hands around your throat, and so on repeating over and over and over... but then maybe actually spiral eyes 'cause heart eyes sometimes--hey wait you're still paying attention right? i haven't even gotten to changed eye colors yet.

[saltnymphs]

"This too shall pass" really became a lot more reassuring as advice

once I achieve complete immortality and thus the relevant timeframe on these things became a lot less relevent

[osakaaho]

[landmineblogging]

[bunnytongue]

not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside

[yuriwinged]

im prefer snipers because the only correct interaction with men is shooting them in the head from a safe distance

[yuriwinged]

[lyka-lupin]

Good info here, any more hunting tips?

[yuriwinged]

make sure to tell your rifle tell shes such a good girl and that she did such a good job amd give her lots of pets after each confirmed kill

[imasiphy]

rain