speak fish to me

hey guys! i’m Percy, son of Sally (and poseidon i guess) feel free to ask me questions and stuff :)

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[sealciel]

Ciel’s top surgery fund

Hello, so this weird bean is me, Ciel. I’m 18 years old transgender guy in a need of funds for top surgery.

It might be happening this February if only I get money.

I am unemployed due to my physical disability and can’t really get a job other than online. This only makes things more difficult.

I already got almost enough to pay the bill but once again, I need to spend a lot of cash on my medication which keeps leaving me behind.

I need 1.500 bucks by January 14th.

I hate asking for ‘money’ but it’s somewhat an emergency. It’s very important to me to get that damn surgery and it’s really heckin expensive.

I’ll be grateful for even 1-5 dollars, seriously, any help IS help.

I am not very talented in art field but I can draw you something if you want!! If you can donate even 5 cents, I will love you forever.

https://www.paypal.me/sealciel

https://www.paypal.me/sealciel

Please do not like this post but reblog it. It’s very important to me that it gets boosted.

[sealciel]

15/1500

Don’t think I’ll make it D:

Please boost, it’s insanely important to me

[sealciel]

30/1500

[sealciel]

50/1500

I’ll do whatever you want for money just please dm me.

I can try drawing, singing, eat tidepods I don’t know, I’ll do anything if you ask me for it and help

[furrytrash205-blog]

Please help him out! I’m struggling financially, so I can’t help directly, but maybe reblogging will help a little

[rainbowsandsilverlinings]

Do you have any advice for new RPers?

@sirussly has a wonderful rp advice tag here and @asklilyluna made a lovely masterpost of advice here.

A few tips from me personally that I haven’t seen much other places:

1. People have been saying this more recently but it stands to be said again: Everyone sends themselves asks! Especially when you are new and you want to be making content, it makes all the sense in the world to send yourself a couple anonymous asks. The more content you make that people like, the more content people will want from you, the more non-you asks you will get (in theory.)

2. On a similar note, making content is a good way to (*shocker*) do better at this. Every time you come online you #1, improve your rp abilities and #2 put more content out that people might see. I’m always surprised by this myself after being on hiatus for a while…  but you gain followers when you make content. Wow.

3. Don’t expect anything. This may come across as harsh, but there is nothing more frustrating to see on here than saying something like “I should have known I wouldn’t get asks” or “Guess yall don’t like this?” when you don’t get the expected number of notes or whatever (and nothing makes me want to send you asks or like your post less). Self promotion is fine, but being mad at and guilting your followers when they don’t like your stuff isn’t really acceptable.

4. You don’t have to answer every ask. You can, but you have no requirement to. Your blog is what you make it, and the amount of negative or positive vibes you put on your blog is your prerogative.

5. Love it. Find a character you love portraying, portray them how you want, and enjoy doing that. Rinse, repeat.

[cryptid-facade]

Hamilton: And i pray

Satan: That never used to happen before

[life4lovers]

cute crush asks

ok, send me a question and your answer to that question in regards to your crush or significant other then i’ll answer about my crush (bc don’t we all just wanna talk about our people??)

1: Do they drink coffee? 2: Are they left or right handed? 3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it) 4: What’s their favorite animal? 5: What is their relationship status? 6: What is their favorite band/singer? 7: Are they more a cat or dog person? 8: What does their laugh sound like? 9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones? 10: How old are they? How old are you? 11: One word that describes them. 12: Do they have any pets? 13: What is their favorite TV show? 14: What is their favorite movie? 15: What car do they drive? 16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they? 17: Where did you meet them? 18: What was your first meeting like? 19:  What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible? 20: What month is their birthday? 21: What is your favorite outfit on them? 22: Are they good texters? 23: Your favorite feature about their appearance. 24: Your favorite thing about their personality. 25: Do they make you laugh? 26: Do you make them laugh? 27: Are they good huggers/ kissers? 28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have? 29: Are they nice to strangers? 30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said? 31: Saddest? 32: Weirdest? 33: Cutest? 34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream? 35: How tall are they? How tall are you? 36: Do they have a booty? 37: What are their hobbies? 38: What are their talents? 39: What would your dream date be with them? 40: Does anyone know about your crush/love? 41: What do you guys have in common? 42: Do they go to the gym? 43: Do they go by their given name? 44: What is their favorite color? 45: How far apart do you live from them? 46: What song reminds you of them? 47: Do they listen to a lot of music? 48: What do they smell like? 49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them? 50: How often do you see them? 51: The last text/ message they sent you? 52: The last thing they said to you in person? 53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them? 54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings? 55: What color are their eyes? 56: What is their clothing style? 57: What is one thing that makes them really special? 58: Will you tell your crush your feelings? 59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them? 60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them?

[maryaetlart]

ASK ME ( SEND ME ANONS PLZ)

[wildeflowur]

💕Types of boys💕:

I always see these posts but I’ve never seen one about boys so I decided to make one!! 💕💕

Sunrise boys: sitting on the rooftop at dawn, eyes that are always bright, slumber parties full of laughs, taking pictures with the flash on

Stained glass boys: open curtains, centuries old buildings, watercolor paintings, dragon wings

Lemonade boys: the reflection of light on water, burying your feet in the sand, iced tea, backwards hats

Log cabin boys: fireplaces, warm hugs, soft flannels, baking cookies perfectly

Lavender boys: fuzzy blankets, waking up in the morning without an alarm, foggy days, cappuccinos with fancy designs

Constellation boys: freckles, holographic highlighter, going on late night drives, walking barefoot on concrete

Moonlight boys: dried roses, the color of the sky during dusk, handwritten notes, dancing in the kitchen at 2 am

Peach boys: juice boxes, the feeling of sunlight hitting your skin, thrift stores, taking pictures with friends

Thunderstorm boys: watching the raindrops roll down the car window, oversized hoodies, pink cheeks and nose from the wind, passion

Asphalt boys: the wind in your face while riding your skateboard, comfortable silence, scraped knees and knuckles, trusting few but trusting them with your life

[pagesandposeidon]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time we were trying to name one of my younger sisters, and my mom wanted Rachel Elizabeth, so those of us who read Percy Jackson looked at each other and said, “She has to marry a Dare.”

tl;dr don’t let fangirls help you name your children

[pagesandposeidon]

Also yes, once she reads Percy Jackson I’m getting her a blue plastic hairbrush.

[cryptid-facade]

Peter has good taste in socks

[salty-seaweed-brain]

hey guys you should ask some questions!! kinda bored rn so it be cool if you ask away ;)

[mychoerrys]

🔥 Caleo is a good healthy pairing and people need to leave these two the hell alone (also i hope you're doing well sending best wishes <3)

Yeet

Caleo is pure as hell

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

2019 please be good

[demidorks]

Percy Jackson

Nico di Angelo

Jason Grace

[marslesbian]

icons for u and ur fruit gf

more || art

[volchitsa-of-winterfell]

have a fresh home-baked meme

[setterclub-deactivated20190721]

do you want a beese churger? a fuckin beese ch

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[jasper-rolls]

today we will eat at deodorant

[salty-seaweed-brain]

can’t believe they whipped at the same time without meaning to