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(sorry the photoshop is a messy my screen is small)

im really tired of being the good guy all the time...

im gonna wear shoes inside the house.

ily

Medusa is a professional stoner.

dad was teaching me how to drive this morning. hit the car that has been parked near our house for more than 40 years. that's why I say, even be you senior citizens, u still gonn get it for trying me😴💅

Feeling: like fuckkng shit up💯💯🤬🤬😇

#sorryhadtogetthatoutmysystem #t #but rlly that car is like a monumental landmark #dad says he feels like a criminal #we didnt really report it cuz its just 'there' and none knows the owner or anything abt it #hasnt been towed cuz it has sentimental value now #sentimental as in when u look at it youd be like 'yeah thats THE car'#we just moved here what do you want from me #nomemires #sad #haha funny #hahaa #funny #h #a #f #u #n #y

just-shower-thoughts

Whenever you blush it’s just your face getting a boner

saltylittleass

ok.

bro I was surfing and i came across this website which is the ultimate definition of a crack head omfghggggfyydr

insomniac-arrest

bro I’m tucking in your shirt tag into your collar because it was sticking out bro, my fingers linger at the nape of your neck and I hold my breath for just an instant and don’t let go

your eyes drag back over your shoulder and meet mine for a long time and I pat your shoulder bro, I pat it so I don’t do something else entirely

and you stand perfectly still and your lips twitch into a smile and then you turn around to face me and we stand too close, like there’s no space at all between us bro

like we might just lean in any moment, it’s so close, and you pat my shoulder back and squeeze, your hands are so large bro and hold so tight and anything is possible, and then it’s over real quickly and we go watch the big game

spoowantsmocha

me: i'm really tired today ima go sleep early

brain: no. ur gonna sit up and debate with yourself about whether parallel universes exist and if theory of knowlegde is actually useful and how ur entire life will go to hell bc of the sat and evaluate ur fucked up mental health for the last three years while ur at it. why dont u throw in some angsty music too?

The peak of comedy.

Me: today's forecast will be cloudy and gay

Friend: what

Me: gray! I meant gray

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