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Out of the TF2 mercenaries, who do you think would be most and least neat to have as a roommate (and or as a partner 👀)
As just roommates, I think Heavy and Engie would be most tolerable.
Least would be Scout and Medic... For obvious reasons (you wouldn't know a moment of peace and medic might just give you a surprise surgery)
Hmm, well, I can think of pros and cons for all of them. But if we're talking neatness and tolerability, Heavy and Engie would be up there. They're quiet, generally kind and manageable, and keep to their own interests. If you're an introvert, they'd be a dream.
I think Spy would also be an excellent roommate as well; he seems like he would keep the place clean and would be extremely polite. However, if you can't tolerate cigarette smoke, it'd be best to choose another candidate.
Demoman's would be very easy to get along with, but you'd need to mind the high explosives lol. Honestly, with Scout, he'd be annoying. Would he be loud? Yes. I don't think he'd do the dishes either, and he'd probably let dirty clothes pile up in his room. You might get bugs and need to remind him to actually pull his weight. And I also get the distinct idea that Scout has made holes in drywall at some point, so I can't say your landlord would be happy lmao.
Medic would be doing medical experiments, so you probably will lose your lease. Like, why is there a skeleton in the coat closet? A head in the fridge? Why do you keep getting shipments of formaldehyde? You just know he's done some damage to the property. :')
As for Sniper...He has his camper, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal anyway. If anything, you might rent something from him if he needs the supplemental income.
I am SO sorry goodness gracious, I genuinely missed over the pinned post! Honest mistake!!! I'm new
Another thing I wanted to ask is if there is anything else that we need to keep in mind while requesting?
Oh, it's alright, Anon. :) I knew there was gonna be some confusion as I change things; you're okay. As for other things to keep in mind, I think as a general rule of thumb, more detailed requests tend to be better. (Not a critique of what you sent at all, just something for everyone.) That is if you want a specific scenario. Lord knows I do general headcanons all the time lol.
That's the only other thing I think I can add that we haven't already explicitly discussed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey y'all. 👋 I have quite a few requests now, so I'm going to be closing my rqs for a little bit to catch up.
Also, to elaborate a little more on the rules for my pinned post:
I know some of y'all had questions about the character limit. What this means is that I'll be setting the limit to only 3 characters per request, so for instance, the Main 3 for Madcom (Hank, Deimos, Sanford) would be fine and dandy for any scenario.
More than this would necessitate making a part 2, which would also need to be requested (and at this point, you could add 2BDamned, Jeb, Tricky, etc.). This is mainly so I don't have my inbox full of things that'll take me super long to put together, and it means more variety in what I'll be working on.
I don't have as much time to write as is, so we're trying something new to get stuff flowing again. Ty. <3
I'm gonna ride the shit out of 2BDamned. That's it, that's my contribution to the blog right now.
— Yours truly, Chatty anon
Honestly, I wouldn't expect anything else lmao. Thank you for sharing, Chatty. (And I know some of y'all would do the same, even with other grunts. Don't lie.)
Genuinely what would you do if you got stranded in Nevada, salty
First thought: die, probably? Lmao, that's a good question though. I think I would probably try to find a faction that could help me, but it'd be hard since each have their own motives. The SQ might help, if only cause me being there disrupts things and they very much wouldn't want that.
(If the Nexus is still around, I'd be screwed, though. I'd bet Phobos would be interested in some random human appearing.)
Keeping in mind that Grunts I believe are only about 3 ft tall compared to humans, I think I could be very threatening though! (Maybe.) But I'd still have to take caution; pissing off bandits or something would be like being attacked by a group of rabid kindergartners. Who would eat me.
Something about incomprehensible horrors being portrayed in media not being able to be comprehended and thus affected by in real life
Chaos gods: Showing Player horrors beyond comprehension
Player: (I don't get it)
Honestly, this would be hilarious. Cause you know the Chaos Gods would try some shit to try and tempt the Player into being one of their agents of chaos.
Especially Tzeentch, he would absolutely try that BS. But why would lovecraftian imagery affect a being from their 4th dimension? It's just nothing to you. Which is, unfortunately, fascinating to him.
(Also, can we imagine how freaky it'd be to have Tzeentch be obsessed with you? Cause that mf is weird; at least the other three are predictable.)
WELCOME BACK SALTYYYYYY (*≧∀≦)人(≧∀≦*)♪ Oh how I missed reading your things! Glad to know it was mostly your job keeping you busy, and not that something bad happened (^^; AND YOU ADDED WARHAMMER?! hehehihihi.....
Seeing that someone already brought up the idea of self-aware Warhammer got me thinking if it would be a game becoming aware of the player, OR... One of the books getting aware of the reader ;-) That has some creepy potential lol. Imagine the Emperor getting AWARE OF YOU out of nowhere. Scary
I think the media that the self-awareness begins in could in of itself be an interesting thing to explore too, mainly cause of who would be affected.
Like, if it's the games, then that means that it's Space Marines who would first feel that presence. Books, then it would be a book character you follow. A Primarch, a member of the Inquisition, Trazyn the Infinite, so many options! And all of this could lead to a different idea of who you are. Maybe you're initially thought of as a force from the warp/chaos, or maybe the Omnissiah?
But if it's the Emperor, that'd be especially interesting because the Emperor himself was something of an atheist. And you're very much not something made out of the warp's concentration of thoughts and feeling; you're a being from another dimension period. I don't think he'd consider you anything holy per se, but you'd certainly be an interest to him.
Which is probably a bad thing for you, let's be real lmao.
Okok Sweet Tony romantic hesdcanons pretty please. I love my short greaser man
Y'know what, why not? Have some lil' hcs for the big man.
Sweet Tony General Romantic Headcanons
Let's get this out of the way first off; when Tony fell for you, he made absolutely no secret out of it. Everyone in the Toughs knew, and I mean everyone. Why? Well, cause it was obvious.
Before you two'd even gotten friendly, he was sporting some major heart eyes for you. (His crush on you made perfect sense: You were nice to him, treated him seriously, and you even complimented his hair at some point! How could he not love someone who noticed the clear effort he puts in and appreciates it?)
The way he goes about 'courting' you is actually incredibly sweet, for Nevada especially. He tries to learn about your interests, even if he comes across as a little clumsy with it by trying to impress you regardless of if he even knows what he's doing or not.
(And hey, the teaching moments just make you closer. Especially because, despite his bravado and macho image he tries to maintain, he genuinely listens to you? Nothing you say is worth ignoring to him; if you're taking the time to say it, he's taking the time to really hear it. Even if you need to be a little patient on the understanding part.)
He goes out of his way to do things for you, buying you lunch and keeping you well-protected from Nevada's dangers. The Toughs aren't the strongest gang in Nevada, but they take care of their own. And boss says you're one of them now!
(Plus, he really wants to make himself seem reliable to you. Y'know, like good boyfriend material.)
He likes to think he's being patient, but he does ask you out fairly quickly in the end. Primarily because he wants you to know just how much he's interested in you, but also because he can't stop imagining dancing with you at his favorite diner, sharing milkshakes, riding on his bike with you, holding hands–he's a mess for you.
Of course, the Toughs are involved with the confession, helping to wingman him cause all they've seen for weeks is the dopily happy look he gets when he thinks about you. They're more than happy to help bring you to him under the pretense of him needing to see you cause 'some hotshot thought they could give him a major shiner and he needs ya to patch him up'. (Not uncommon, with the trouble his loud mouth gets him in sometimes.)
But you find him there with a blush and bashful twist in his visual cross as he tries to ask you to be his main squeeze. No injuries included.
And honestly? He is a pretty good boyfriend, despite being a gang leader. His mama raised him right; this grunt will not let you even think about opening a door for yourself or paying for things if he can cover it for you. He wants to take care of you, make you know you don't have to lift a finger. Your man Tony's got it covered.
And hey, he's a motorcycle guy; he's handy. All that time spent fixin' up the bike he calls his baby makes him more than capable with most things you might need. And if he doesn't know, he's more than stubborn enough to learn so you don't need to pay some nosewipe to do it instead.
Affection is offered freely and without much embarrassment. You're goin' steady, why would Tony feel any ounce of discomfort at keeping an arm around you (not over your shoulders, he ain't that tall-) or kissing you hello and goodbye? In fact, he enjoys it. But if you initiate first, you'll make this tough greaser into a blushing mess.
(He might pout about it if you fluster him in front of his boys, but that doesn't mean he'll want you to stop. Don't, please-)
He gives you his jacket, no question about it. Doesn't matter if it's too cold in Nevada for it, you're wearing it. The jacket smells like his cigarette smoke, the pomade he uses, and that cologne you said you liked on him–something he shells out anything to get cause he'll use only the best for you. (They don't exactly have regular perfumers in post-apocalyptic Nevada.)
He actually gets home earlier when you're involved, too. It's almost like he's impatient to get back to you; he'll even stop in the middle of beating the tar out of some punk trespassing on his turf if it means being late for dinner with you.
Yeah, he's sorta whipped for you. But honestly? There's no way he'd rather be.
I seriously hope work hasn't been weighing on you too much, at least that won't happen anymore!!!! Please take care of yourself before posting salty! We love you !!💞💞
Aaah thank you, Anon. You're the sweetest! I really appreciate it, and I love you too. :) <3333
