Cochise

UNDERSTAND THE PALM OF MY HAND, BITCH

[akigay-moved-blog]

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

[choose-yukki]

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

[rainbowjaeger]

i’m gonna

[captain-fucking-levi]

this is not okay

[dekuzuku]

UM

[jelly8ee]

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

[juliuscaesarofficial]

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

my body is ready

[wiredonwarid-deactivated2016122]

I got 100 potatoes

[nezushiuwu]

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

[musicals-and-memes]

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

[sandbitch]

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

[americanreject189-deactivated20]

WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!

[ironicphangirl]

It’s real!!

[thankstophan]

I’m laughing so hard

[asexols-deactivated20170401]

I’m ready fight me

[xxshesarobotxx]

I still wont get shit I’m not afraid

[d0cil98-deactivated20200528]

last time i got apple lmao

[grumpycrowsylus]

I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF

[keasusreevsus]

I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!

[patillojack]

Someone grace me with hundreds of one word asks I will be forever grateful.

[seanmcloughlin-deactivated20210]

this isn’t even all of them lmao

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[rahafwabas]

undertale \ youtubers 

mettaton \ pewdiepie 

papyrus \ jacksepticeye

sans \ markiplier

napstablook \ cry 

[therealjacksepticeye]

WOWIE!!

YOU’RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!!

[rightstaff]

ラクガキ詰め４ [1]

[achievementxhunter-deactivated2]

Gorgeous Koots. 

[requestpbandspn]

[tombol-r]

you get away from my neopets

[aleksisjames]

I wish my crush looked at me the way seamus looks at aleks.

[alekspls]

Be honest

What would you do if this man asked if the seat next to you was open

[homosexualeks-deactivated202101]

[fagvomit]

once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering to buy them so I sold them for $3 each and I made almost $500 and then I got sent to the principals office and was told I couldn’t sell them anymore like sorry that I was a natural born entrepreneur

[silenthill]

When I was a freshman in High School our Junior/Senior classes were like 90% stoner kids. When you’re a junior/senior, you can leave the school for lunch if you want, so the majority of the kids would go hot box their cars in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks over during lunch hour. However, since they needed time to air out, they always got back after the kitchen stopped selling lunch, and they, of course, had the mega munchies. I started selling kids homemade baked goods at outrageous prices, but I’m a great baker so nobody complained. I was making 25 bucks for 4 muffins, and 8 dollars a brownie. I made like 2 grand before the school made me stop selling food because it wasn’t a “school official bake sale.” but my regulars would slip me cash + orders in the hallways when we passed each other, and there was nothing in school policy about giving away food, so I would just bring them their snacks the next day. The school couldn’t touch me, I was rolling in dough, and rolling out dough, all freshman year. Find your loopholes, kids.

[timonthe-fourtyfive]

born entrepreneurs…. insane…

[peanut-budda-legs-deactivated20]

LOL i know two kids like this.

she made some soap and offered some to my dad and said “Uh 17, I mean 7″ and I was like no, you said it right. 17.

other one sold bracelets

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

I know a guy in highschool who made so much money in sophmore year selling cupcakes the school shut it all down.

[umhi-im-goner-blog]

a kid at my school has a panini-maker so he sells paninis to other students and everyone called him Dan the Panini Man but the campus police people shut him down because it’s not legal to sell food if it’s not a bake sale or w/e so now he’s Dan the Paper Towel Man and he sells paper towels, but with each paper towel purchase, you get a free panini

[gasoline-selfesteem]

I THOUGHT HE WAS A MYTH

[eranss15]

Rebloggig for the Dan the paper towel man

[exxpelliarrmus]

I wish I lived in the city like when ur pissed and you wanna storm off for a while you can go anywhere, to a cafe or a museum or a fucking park like where the hell am I gonna storm off to here in suburbia fucking walgreens?????

[tinyblogtim-deactivated20160201]

No Mark you shrank.

[markiplier]

I will punch the thing most valuable to you.

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

a trigger

gives you flashbacks of traumatic events

sends you into an agonizing panic attack

makes your heart skip beats from sheer terror

it does not

mildly offend you

make you feel uncomfortable

gross you out

make you angry

are we fucking done here

[slimyslit-deactivated20130508]

THANK YOU

[romisposito]

[neonbaseline]

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

[sheretic]

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

[reaill]

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[toxeh]

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

[pansysky]

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

[gifmovie]

[thatfunnyblog]

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

[tenjouutena]

anime art styles where the eyes are so low and the mouth and nose so high that they’re almost all on the same plane are terrifying

[kawajen]

[wizardshark]

NO YOU’RE NOT YOU’RE HORRIFYING